blood fart Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 This is a brief over-view of my last month. I went to visit my granny. We got stuck in traffic. She died before we got to see her. The next weekend we had her funeral. And went to check in on my skitzo uncle. He had destroyed my childhood home in his crazed state. He was nowhere to be found. Probably living in the gutters again. The weekend after that, I went to Houston. It was boring. My friend was sick and I drank too much. I came home and moved out of my apartment with my dude. I guess that meant we broke up. Fighting and stress and drama. I got over it. And finished moving back in with my family. That night they sat me down for an intervention and threatened to kick me out already. The next night, my mom asked me to sleep in her bed and make sure she didn't die in her sleep. The next day, we called an ambulance for her. Turns out she has pneumonia. And her right lung has completely stopped working. She has been in ICU all week. They thought she would die. She didn't. My ex was keeping my cat for me while I dealt with this shit. They left the door open and somehow only my cat ran away. Even though my cat was the only one who never even made a move toward to door when it was open. We didn't find him this morning. I think they did something with him just to mess with me. They said they would never do something like that. But I just don't trust anyone anymore. I wanted to go make out next to a bon fire tonight. My date thought I would not be able to make it. So he made other plans. Now I have to wait another day to do the things I want to do. Tonight, everyone is gone. But I am not allowed to drink here. So I sit in my sister-in-law's bathrobe, eating a weed brownie and drinking a Whole Foods Cherry Cream soda and wondering why life is just so shitty lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 i'll go out and drink for you tonight, and rescue kittens while im at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 my only advice is buy more cats. it seems like cats make u happy. so just get a couple and breed am untill u have like a hundred cats. i know somone whos family has so many cats they loiter their whole neighborhood. do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 ^whoah you're back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 wow... sounds like a shitty fucking month.. but this should cheer you up.. and if that doesn't work... then this... and if that doesn't work... i will buy you beer at the bar if you make it to where i live.... i need to go to the bar anyway haven't been there in weeks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2007 Author Share Posted October 27, 2007 After I make thousands off my books that I will eventually come around to writing, I will buy a house. And turn it into a kitten farm. Kittens will be my bread and butter. Right now, I am mourning the loss of my handsome Danger. maybe I am just pessimistic, but I don't think I will be getting him back. And I thought about it, and I am just not ready for a new cat yet. It's going to be hard to out-do Danger. So I am just going to get a wolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 see if you can get some sort of wolf/bear cross breed. or a dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 ''^whoah you're back!'' yea, so i guess spyd's alive. i was pretty stoked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 i think you need a make out session with some kittens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Did some ac1d yesterday. Was pretty fun. Rode in the rain all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 After I make thousands off my books that I will eventually come around to writing, I will buy a house. And turn it into a kitten farm. Kittens will be my bread and butter. Right now, I am mourning the loss of my handsome Danger. maybe I am just pessimistic, but I don't think I will be getting him back. And I thought about it, and I am just not ready for a new cat yet. It's going to be hard to out-do Danger. So I am just going to get a wolf. but blood fart look at the bright side. you'll be able to have a kittan for a few months. kittans out do any cat 10 to 1. condolences go out to dangers homies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 27, 2007 Author Share Posted October 27, 2007 He was my feline counter-part. Fat and scared of everything. And super sweet. We were a match made in heaven. I like them all the same. Cats. Kittens. Puppies. Baby seals. Wolves. Baby polar bears. A wolf/tiger mix would be so brutal. I'm just going to put an ad on craigslist saying I want to come hang out with people's cats. It seems like people would understand and let me come make new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 this is what cheers me up when things get me down al b sure and his unibrow http://www.zshare.net/audio/344917718ab8c4/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 I'm just going to put an ad on craigslist saying I want to come hang out with people's cats. yeah, that should work.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 hahahha at the unibrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 fuck em. eat good. dont get sick. french alot. get punchy a little. maybe get a danger in a basket tattoo. it sucks being bummed(yes homo) out. i beat up my boyfriend last night. that was fun. hmmmm. im going to a party tonight...ill punch a baby for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 I think you should come to Vancouver and hang out with Hayabusa and myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 I still haven't taken care of my warrants. Because I thought jail would be too boring. I would rather have been sitting in stinky county jail, then have to deal with the shit that's been going on this last month or so. Point being..I don't have ID or passport. I should do that sometime. I was already going to get a tattoo of Danger sitting fat playing Guitar Hero with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and pizza next to him. I guess now I have to step it up a little and get something super fancy to remember my love lost. I should just go to some parties tonight, but I don't really want to be around large groups of jerks. I would probably end up in jail. For punching dudes in the throat. And peeing on their girlfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 I was thinking about doing this tonight. But having to put on pants and leg warmers and socks and shoes and a shirt and a sweatshirt and a jacket and a scarf and gloves just sounded like a bit too much work. Maybe I will sit on the couch and do cut glass art works. I am only about five behind schedule. I say that, and know there is maybe a 5% chance of actually doing anything productive tonight. Weed Lordz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 come to houston so we can go to timmy chans and smoke kush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 You could always go to the post office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 Yeah right dude, I can't even listen to half a R.A.M.B.O. album without breaking down into tears. I am too emotional right now to be out in public. I have an image to uphold. I can't be having people see me wandering around, talking to a photo of a thrash cat and crying. My mom left her wallet with me. She has like, hundreds of dollars, dude. I should totally just take some of her money and mail off all these packages of random shit that has been sitting in the hallway for months. She will never know. I will ask her for some money. To mail packages. And do that. Why everybody always want to be telling me what to do and how to live my life? Pizza Party! on the couch. I was watching that Hulk Hogan show. As I sometimes get suckered into doing. And always I notice that the whole family is totally disgusting. And gross me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 i think you need a make out session with some kittens super weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 come to sacramento.. ill take you out to lunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 I like how everyone just tells me to go some place else to do things with people I have never met. I stay steady broke, son. And from recent "vacations", I am totally over long bus trips to do the same shit I could do here. Disappointments. I have $10 to my name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 if you make it to vancouver i'll drive up and see you there. sorry lifes a bitch sometimes. seems like you're catching the brunt of a lot of folks' bad karma. you seem a good person, i'm sorry. Sometimes you gotta dig deep, when problems come near Don't fear things get severe for everybody everywhere Why do bad things happen, to good people? Seems that life is just a constant war between good and evil The situation that I'm facin, is mad amazin to think such problems can arise from minor confrontations Now I'm contemplatin in my bedroom pacin Dark clouds over my head, my heart's racin Suicide? Nah, I'm not a foolish guy Don't even feel like drinking, or even gettin high Cause all that's gonna do really, is accelerate the anxieties that I wish I could alleviate But wait, I've been through a whole lot of other shit, before So I oughta be able, to withstand some more But I'm sweatin though, my eyes are turnin red and yo I'm ready to lose my mind but instead I use my mind I put down the knife, and take the bullets out my nine My only crime, was that I'm too damn kind And now some skanless motherfuckers wanna take what's mine But they can't take the respect, that I've earned in my lifetime And you know they'll never stop the furious force of my rhymes So like they say, every dog has it's day And like they say, God works in a mysterious way So I pray, remembering the days of my youth As I prepare to meet my moment of truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 I like how everyone just tells me to go some place else to do things with people I have never met. I stay steady broke, son. And from recent "vacations", I am totally over long bus trips to do the same shit I could do here. Disappointments. I have $10 to my name. we all care....just trying to cheer you up... but seriously...if youre ever in this area....lunch on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 dystopia makes me want to snort a gram of coke, punch my roomate in the head, then jump off a building into a pool of blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 why does so much stuff happen to you you should get another huge ass mean cat and call it Dragon make sure it has multicolored eyes, and if not, give it contacts watch Ultimate Knockouts retro UFC style on tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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