Weapon X Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 So I called Kid's Help Phone and pretended I was a youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 thats neat, what did they say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 haha.... nice what did you get them talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 i woulda talked to ya, homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 haha.... nice what did you get them talking about? I asked how I should kill myself. Dude told me I shouldn't, so I asked to speak to a woman because I needed a feminine "touch", so to speak. Seriously, what's so hard about giving an honest answer as to how one should off oneself without cancelling the life insurance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 well, since you mentioned that you like to hang out in parks and drink before, i think you should go to moscow and hope there is a copycat chessboard killer. for real though, don't kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 well, since you mentioned that you like to hang out in parks and drink before, i think you should go to moscow and hope there is a copycat chessboard killer. for real though, don't kill yourself. That loser should kill himself. He didn't even get to his goal of 64 murders. He only got 63. And of course I'm not gonna off myself. I might see the Red Sox win the World Series in a week or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 quitting smoking is that hard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 dude was pretty weak. offing homeless drunks and people no one cares about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 im calling bullshit you called. they would have sent police and sent you to the psych ward. probably especially since your not a youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 wait a minute im a fuck up. i thought you said you were suicidal. my bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 Whenever I think of how shitty the Leafs are, I think of how great the Cowboys are, how good the Raptors are, and how much potential is in the Blue Jays to make the playoffs next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 you shoulda called the story line... its a recording....but they read you a story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I spent last night in the ER with my mommy. All day in the ICU with her. Then I came home and baked some mac n cheese. And a cake. It's not anywhere near as awesome as getting drunk and making out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 ^^ I HOPE EVERYTHINGS ALRIGHT.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 real mac and cheese is pretty darn good. I hope your mom is doing alright now!! Bad things always happen to my mom, too. She's not exactly wheelchair ridden, but she's had a ton of fucked up accidents that brings a tear to my eye. Bad things are always happening to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 What ever happend to predictability? The milk man, the paper boy, evening T.V You miss your old familar friends, but waiting just around the bend. Everywhere you look (everywhere) There's a heart (there's a heart) A hand to hold on to. Everywhere you look (everywhere) There's a face of somebody who needs you. When you're lost out there and your all alone A light is waiting to carry you home Everywhere you look. Extended Version: Ahhh Ahh Ahh Ahhh Ahhhhhahhhh What ever happened to predictability? The milk man, the paper boy, evening T.V. When did I get to living here? Somebody tell me please This whole worlds confusing me. Clouds as mean as you ever seen. And a bird who knows your tune. And that little voice inside you wispering. Kid don't sell your dreams so soon. (Everywhere Verse) Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Chity Chi bob botta edit: tv psychology is overtly gheyed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 and xxx...you tied up the line and some kid who really need help didn't get....so you assisted a suicide...thats metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 I should stop watching Gossip Girl. How the fuck am I gonna make it through Christmas? Fuck all of you and your people you say "I love you" and "how was your day?" and "let's go clubbing!" to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 1-800-COCAINE ask for an 8-ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 real mac n cheese is made by fat black women from the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 My buddy's aunt is Maltese, and no one can make it like her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 IP RELAY CALLING https://www.sprintip.com/index.jsp Center for Elderly Suicide Prevention CA 1-800-971-0016 Mental Health annnnnnnnnnnnnd GO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 hahaha... IP relay is the best for prank calls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 lol.. casek is like a 30 year old dude talking about crank calls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 real mac n cheese is made by fat black women from the south. I am a fat black woman from the south. On the inside. On the outside I am a fat Mexican woman from the south. I was lonely and had to talk. So I asked some dude if I can come pet his cats and kiss him on the face. I told him I would cook him dinner. Now maybe I won't be so lonely. It's what I do when I need someone to fall in love with me real fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 lol.. casek is like a 30 year old dude talking about crank calls haha. i used to have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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