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i thought the funniest tom green episode was when he was walking around that ukranian merchant ship. kept screaming at this guy named "serio carpens". then he would go up to dudes that could barely speak english, and he would just say a bunch of random words in english that made no sense and ask for their response

 

i remember that episode...

 

tom green is a good rapper too.

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see...

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ebi-_o_3dgs

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Texans go hard with this whole being from another country shit.

We aren't involved with those American assholes.

We're Texan assholes.

Different breed.

 

Being from Texas, right now I listen to Cock Sparrer and try not to get to choked up over the sentimentality of the words.

I don't want tears blurring my visions as I drink my Mason jar of Triple Sec.

Why Triple Sec, you say?

Because it's 24%, which is stronger than a beer I would have to walk and get.

And I can pretend I am 13 and on a tropical vacation.

 

Dude.

Americans are nerds.

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