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MOE-LESTER

Taking it to new levels of SLOTH

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starting friday night, i ate a bunch of weed brownies, sat around all night at the crib doing absolutely nothing but interchangeably playing video games and watching TV. I woke up saturday at 2, went out to the grocery store, made a second more potent batch and went home again. All saturday i sat around smoking and eating brownies again. I wanted to actually go out saturday night, but ended up to paralyzed to do anything but sit on my couch. I could have gone and seen my girl too, but nope too fucked up to do that.

 

sunday morning, i wake up at 8am, smoke smoke smoke, and sleep until 2. now its 2:40pm, and all i do again is feel like smoking and being a lazy sloth.

 

 

easily the laziest weekend i have ever experienced in a long time, im reducing myself to such low levels of unproductivity. for the last 48 hours i have been stoned out of my mind doing nothing but sit around the apartment. i am getting my warcraft nerd on, my stereotypical pothead lifestyle, my extreme levels of laziness and procrastination.

 

then again, if you lived where i lived there wouldn't be that much to do anyways. also, next week im gearing up for a roadtrip and mass amounts of alcohol consumption, so maybe it was good to just take it slow and relaxing for a weekend. also, at least it wasnt a meth binge, rigth?

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we threw a whole ounce into one batch of brownies, i read somwhere you only need a quarter of shake. them thangs were fuckin potent.

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im reducing myself to such low levels of unproductivity

 

this actually means you've been very busy. what you meant to say is low levels of productivity, or high levels of unproductivity. I'll let it slide because apparently you're very high.

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how the hell do u only have 700+ posts under your name

i see your name almost everywhere

you are UP mofucka

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Smoke the herbs and go on a hike..

 

I always enjoyed it.. Especially smoking hash...

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A couple years back, i once went from a thursday afternoon all the way to monday night without setting foot outside of my apartment. Not a particularly proud moment in my life. Or healthy for that matter.

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A couple years back, i once went from a thursday afternoon all the way to monday night without setting foot outside of my apartment. Not a particularly proud moment in my life. Or healthy for that matter.

 

haha wow thats pretty bad. at least i went out 3 or 4 times, drove to in-n-out, safeway, etc.

 

 

theres nothing to do out here anyways, i have to walk 10 minutes to get to the closest store. you need to drive to get anywhere, and i hate driving.

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and to go out and drink and party costs too much money, spending 40-50 a night on booze, cabs, cover, food, etc. not to sound like a square but its also risking shit like DUI, getting popped for catching a tag, getting into a car accident cus homies driving mad swerved. im on probation so any little thing is going to fuck me.

 

sitting at home and smoke weed that i dont pay for seems to always be a better idea. i need to stack up some money so i can buy a lexus, plus i really want to buy a gun to practice with at the range. i also want a laptop, an xbox360, and upgrade my shit to HD.

 

figure every night i stay home i throw 40 into a material possesions fund?

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how the hell do u only have 700+ posts under your name

i see your name almost everywhere

you are UP mofucka

 

i was kinda surprised by thiss too. ha

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i know how you feel... this was me all day yesterday.... woke up looked out and seen snow all i did was burn trees eat and watch football...

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