MayorMeanBeans Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 okay so i broke up with my gf a couple weeks ago. on friday night i went home with another chick, didn't smash but tried to etc. today, the ex comes at me like, you ruined any chance of friendship this and that, realllly pissed. im assuming my closeted-lesbian roommate told her, as shes been dreaming of donut-bumping my ex as long as ive known both of them (speculation, not fact). although, half of r kellys songs are about friends of the girl youre boning scoping you in the club with another chick, so maybe i got spotted in the club with this other girl. so now i feel pretty bad, not cuz i broke the female code of acceptable/unacceptable rebounding, but just cuz i hurt her. if it were up to me, obviously she wouldnt have found out. Im pissed that people meddle in my affiars like this as well, dont people have better things to talk about then my lady business. so do i get at her being like, sorry blah blah blah; or should i up the ante and defend myself, after all, shes not my gf i can do what i want. (i agree with this one, but i dont think its the smartest) apologies for the gayness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 if you cared enough about her you wouldnt have just brought a girl home to try and smash. so who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 stand up to her. let her know she's not your girlfriend anymore. if it comes down to it, don't be afraid to pop caps. and don't be afraid to use a movie line like "congratulations motherfucker! you just won the wet t-shirt contest!" or "my mother called me that once.......once" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 WTF???? Yall broke up. What the fuck is "acceptable rebound behavior" supposed to be anyways? Where I come from acceptable rebound behavior is mad one night stands. Who needs the headache of being freinds with the ex anyways? There's obviously a reason why yall broke up in the first place. Tell her to get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 I'm upset that you didn't correct your spelling of the word affair and use proper punctuation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 http://youtube.com/watch?v=-BWrRNGtAww ja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted October 21, 2007 Author Share Posted October 21, 2007 i hear you all of you.... but basically i don't want to be a self-centered asshole. i dated a girl for a year, obviously she matters to me. and i hear all that about standing up for myself, but if i can figure out a way to smash on girls without others getting their panties all bunched up, why not? 3rd reason. her and my roommate are really good friends. why would i want a bonafide hater at my house all the time if i can avoid it? mayor 'loves talking it over' menino oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Keep your pimp hand strong and don't worry about thing like that. Just go out and have fun, now that you're single Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 WTF???? Yall broke up. What the fuck is "acceptable rebound behavior" supposed to be anyways? Where I come from acceptable rebound behavior is mad one night stands. Who needs the headache of being freinds with the ex anyways? There's obviously a reason why yall broke up in the first place. Tell her to get over it. this is true. why do you need to be friends? is it because of this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 yo i understand hwere you're comming from bro. people will always medle in yoru affairs so its best to cut all ties when doing somethign wrong you should tho atleast apologize and make it known that you want to just clear the air between you too even if theres no chance fro friends that you feel bad about hurting her feelings. which u know is only true cuz her feelings got hurt in the first place. good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 why has there been so many threads like this lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 i hear you all of you.... but basically i don't want to be a self-centered asshole. i dated a girl for a year, obviously she matters to me. and i hear all that about standing up for myself, but if i can figure out a way to smash on girls without others getting their panties all bunched up, why not? 3rd reason. her and my roommate are really good friends. why would i want a bonafide hater at my house all the time if i can avoid it? mayor 'abc bbd boyz 2 men are back again' menino oner. i fixed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 I lived with a girl once long ago.. We broke up, but lived with each other for a while.. I'd bang it out with some random girl, then bang it out with the ex later on.. I also found out that some girls want to fuck knowing you might get caught or get walked in on... So basically fuck what you think is acceptable or not... It's not like you gave your ex a donkey punch or nothing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted October 21, 2007 Author Share Posted October 21, 2007 good looking out podrido, i hear that. one thing though is that my pride wants me to slip in at least somewhere that i didn't do something wrong to her. the only thing wrong is that she's hurt. which isn't so much my fault as the person who blew the spot. most females probably would be heated regardless of who they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 she said there no chance anymore. she dont want you. shes prob getting smashed right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 we need flix of all females that partake in the story or we can't possible make or give any good speculation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 i am completely confused as to how this seems logical to you at all. you arent with her, you're dating other girls. its the way it is. was she expecting you to never have another girl? or did she just want you to wait until some other dude was dropping her panties? tell her to stop being a self-centered little girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 the ex comes at me like, you ruined any chance of friendship this and that, who givs a fuck about friendship... everyone knoes you cant be freinds with your ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 that is truth. you can occasionally have intercourse with the ex, but you will never be friends. don't stress. in time she'll just fade out of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 im assuming my closeted-lesbian roommate told her, as shes been dreaming of donut-bumping my ex as long as ive known both of them (speculation, not fact). doesn't anyone else find this super fucking hilarious????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 I want to cry when I open this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 This thread needs more oontz oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 As bad as meth.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 kick the bitch to the curb and poke some new wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 I think she just dumped you because you listen to R. Kelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted October 21, 2007 Author Share Posted October 21, 2007 ^correction. she first got with me cuz i listen to r. kelly. shes mad now cuz i scheme girls into bed with the "lets watch trapped in the closet" game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 At least when I had my emo ass "Girlfriend left me" thread I was getting drunk, posting n00dz, and stories about beating the fuck outta her new boyfriend and his boys That's what this thread needs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 waaaiiittt, SHE BROKE UP WITH YOU AND SHES BITCHING ABOUT YOU GETTING NEW ASS? AND YOU ARENT STABBING THIS STUPID BITCH IN THE THROAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. DUUUUUUUUUDE DONT BE SUCH A VAGINA. *my response earlier was under the assumption you had broken up with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 you know what will help murder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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