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okay so i broke up with my gf a couple weeks ago. on friday night i went home with another chick, didn't smash but tried to etc.

 

today, the ex comes at me like, you ruined any chance of friendship this and that, realllly pissed. im assuming my closeted-lesbian roommate told her, as shes been dreaming of donut-bumping my ex as long as ive known both of them (speculation, not fact). although, half of r kellys songs are about friends of the girl youre boning scoping you in the club with another chick, so maybe i got spotted in the club with this other girl.

 

so now i feel pretty bad, not cuz i broke the female code of acceptable/unacceptable rebounding, but just cuz i hurt her. if it were up to me, obviously she wouldnt have found out. Im pissed that people meddle in my affiars like this as well, dont people have better things to talk about then my lady business.

 

so do i get at her being like, sorry blah blah blah; or should i up the ante and defend myself, after all, shes not my gf i can do what i want. (i agree with this one, but i dont think its the smartest)

 

apologies for the gayness.

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if you cared enough about her you wouldnt have just brought a girl home to try and smash. so who cares.

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stand up to her. let her know she's not your girlfriend anymore.

if it comes down to it, don't be afraid to pop caps. and don't be afraid to use a movie line like

"congratulations motherfucker! you just won the wet t-shirt contest!"

or "my mother called me that once.......once"

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WTF????

Yall broke up. What the fuck is "acceptable rebound behavior" supposed to be anyways?

Where I come from acceptable rebound behavior is mad one night stands.

Who needs the headache of being freinds with the ex anyways?

There's obviously a reason why yall broke up in the first place.

Tell her to get over it.

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i hear you all of you.... but basically i don't want to be a self-centered asshole. i dated a girl for a year, obviously she matters to me.

 

and i hear all that about standing up for myself, but if i can figure out a way to smash on girls without others getting their panties all bunched up, why not?

 

3rd reason. her and my roommate are really good friends. why would i want a bonafide hater at my house all the time if i can avoid it?

 

mayor 'loves talking it over' menino oner.

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Keep your pimp hand strong and don't worry about thing like that.

 

Just go out and have fun, now that you're single

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WTF????

Yall broke up. What the fuck is "acceptable rebound behavior" supposed to be anyways?

Where I come from acceptable rebound behavior is mad one night stands.

Who needs the headache of being freinds with the ex anyways?

There's obviously a reason why yall broke up in the first place.

Tell her to get over it.

 

 

 

this is true. why do you need to be friends?

is it because of this?

 

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yo i understand hwere you're comming from bro.

people will always medle in yoru affairs so its best to cut all ties when doing somethign wrong

 

 

you should tho atleast apologize and make it known that you want to just clear the air between you too even if theres no chance fro friends that you feel bad about hurting her feelings. which u know is only true cuz her feelings got hurt in the first place.

 

good luck

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i hear you all of you.... but basically i don't want to be a self-centered asshole. i dated a girl for a year, obviously she matters to me.

 

and i hear all that about standing up for myself, but if i can figure out a way to smash on girls without others getting their panties all bunched up, why not?

 

3rd reason. her and my roommate are really good friends. why would i want a bonafide hater at my house all the time if i can avoid it?

 

mayor 'abc bbd boyz 2 men are back again' menino oner.

 

 

 

i fixed it.

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I lived with a girl once long ago.. We broke up, but lived with each other for a while.. I'd bang it out with some random girl, then bang it out with the ex later on.. I also found out that some girls want to fuck knowing you might get caught or get walked in on... So basically fuck what you think is acceptable or not... It's not like you gave your ex a donkey punch or nothing..

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good looking out podrido, i hear that. one thing though is that my pride wants me to slip in at least somewhere that i didn't do something wrong to her.

 

the only thing wrong is that she's hurt. which isn't so much my fault as the person who blew the spot. most females probably would be heated regardless of who they are.

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i am completely confused as to how this seems logical to you at all.

 

you arent with her, you're dating other girls. its the way it is. was she expecting you to never have another girl? or did she just want you to wait until some other dude was dropping her panties? tell her to stop being a self-centered little girl.

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the ex comes at me like, you ruined any chance of friendship this and that,

 

who givs a fuck about friendship... everyone knoes you cant be freinds with your ex

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that is truth.

 

you can occasionally have intercourse with the ex, but you will never be friends. don't stress. in time she'll just fade out of your life.

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im assuming my closeted-lesbian roommate told her, as shes been dreaming of donut-bumping my ex as long as ive known both of them (speculation, not fact).

 

doesn't anyone else find this super fucking hilarious?????

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

This thread needs more oontz oontz

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