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I couldn't afford braces when I was a kid but my teefs aint crooked at all I just got them canine type jawns on the top but you can only see if I open my mouth crazy wide like I'm showing off my fronts.

 

My shit is pretty stained from years of blunts and cigarettes.

I'm going to get them whitened within the next month.

 

I can't fuck with a bitch that doesn't have nice teeth though, shit bugs me out.

 

I usually got the opposite of whatever standard I make females have but I don't give a fuck cus I'm that dude.

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If a hoes got bad teeth I wont even take a second look, I'm so picky with this its almost crippling my pussy game.

 

I had this really nice hot chick up on me, she sent me some photos of her hang out at some bar, her chiclets were the same colour as her fucking hair.....i amde every excuse in the book to blow her off when she called....so NASTY!

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the best part is... when we find a chick us dudes wanna be with on that wife material... we are all the exact opposite of what they want... but somehow they accept us fucken out in the yards til wee hours in the morning and looking like shit with paint stains on all our clothes.... but teefus definitly go far beyond all that shit.... ima hit her up at work tommarow.... if i wake the fuck up on time... spit some quick game.... its hard not to stare at a flaw... like shit i dont make fun of handicapped people at all.... i feel horrible for them... and will straight sucker punch a dude talken shit in front of me about them... but u know how sometimes u gotta just stare... or take a 2nd 3rd 4th....shit even a 5th look... yea ima probably do that tommarow... blow my own spot up... we'll see.... details tommarow... and then if all goes planned... more details tommarow night

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