newjersey Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 so i have this really bad problem with women and bad teeth... so get this... im at work, and this really really cute chick ive been checking out for a minute approaches me and we talk and what not.... she invites me out to go dancing a few minutes later, and i simply reply... i dont dance... but u can come to the crib and chill...i knew she was feeling me from the get go.... but when i left work i noticed the most fucked up thing in the world.... one of the bitches 2 front teeth... was completly sideways... like a full 180 degrees opposite the others... i knew i could of banged this chick out hard as fuck and what not... but jeez... this tooth had me crippled for a second... its all i thought about on the ride home... regaurdless i told the bitch i was busy and couldnt make time... its a damn shame cause the lady is cute as hell and i have this weird problem with teeth on women looking shall i say....straight or not all crooked and such... moral of the story... i basically threw in the towel with this chick on a night of banging, but have no idea how im going to talk to her at work now... she went from an 8... to a 2 in minutes. how the hell do i get over her damn tooth.... id love to bang the chick.... but im grossed the fuck out. suggestions.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 if her tooth was turned 180 degrees around, would you really be able to notice a difference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 it may be shorter than the other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 thats why you cover all bases before chilling with her..you should have noticed.. anywho..you must be young because when you get older a crooked tooth wont stop you, i know what you mean though...it can be a little distracting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 i dunno, i have a thing for teeth too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 at least she didnt have parana mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 omg i know someone with teefs like that and it's scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newjersey Posted October 10, 2007 Author Share Posted October 10, 2007 shes got these big pouty lips and u really dont notice when shes talken... even when she smiles she doesnt show teeth.. its just once of those closed mouth big smile with dimples and shit.... cant explain... shit im 21 and play is play... i try to take what i can... but damn distracting isnt even the half of it... its more like terrifying... u gonna let a chick such your dick with one tooth going against the grain?..... that aint the point... i can only imagen what id be staring at during sex... a haggard ass tooth... and i dont have the heart to punch it out.... otherwise i would... id rather her have no tooth than a fucked up one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 wow, teeth growin in from the top of the top? whoevers mug that is must be chewin' their meth up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 i used to have teeth like that...... like the ones all the way up stuck in the gums. yup. thank god for braces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 ahahahha at the shoe and peyote.. i know this chic.. she is a very nice girl but it is PAINFUL to look at her dead in the grill.. for serious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 You are going to regret not hitting it when you are old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 You are going to regret not hitting it when you are old.true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 a lot of the time teeth bother me, but there's certain.. uhh.. "styles" of fucked up teeth that make me dig the chick even more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 my motto "chicks with fucked up grills need lovin too" with that motto i am never single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 smash but watch out for those crooked ass teeth. shes gonna end up giving you another circumcision(?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 hit from the back so you don't have to look at her grill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 yo son smash that!!! close your eyes duke!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 smash but watch out for those crooked ass teeth. shes gonna end up giving you another circumcision(?) hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 at least she didnt have parana mouth welcome to my mouth age 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 First of all, NEVER hit a co-worker.... unless you want a new job anyway. Secondly... if you are not gunna work there much longer, or her, then hit it: you ain't gunna marry it anyway, or even date it, just tap it. Plus I bet she is freaky to make up for her flaw.... dudes probably dump her ass all the time after they hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entertheabyss Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 i tapped a chick years ago that had the full bugs bunny style two front teeth i mean this chicks 2 middle teeth were at least twice the size of the teeth next to them and i had similar thoughts of how am i dealing with this while i bang her and try not to make rabbit jokes? turns out that to this day she still been the best headjob i've ever had and i now find myself looking out hoping i'll find a girl with the same smile but that shit wasn't all crooked or pirahna styles so if you go there keep it behind and you'll be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Age Demagogue Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 smash but watch out for those crooked ass teeth. shes gonna end up giving you another circumcision(?) olol. i could never look past that tooth. im not even picky or snobby... thats just a pet peeve of mine i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 yeah, good teeth can make a girl so much more attractive. theres this chic i know that's the same way, banging body and all that but a mouth full of yellow fucked up teeth. i mean, you can work on your appearance to get fit and have good hair, etc, but how can you ignore that grill of yours? damn. still smashed though, it just took a couple more beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 It's so nice to have completely PERFECT white teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I have vampiric canines. Sometimes I hate them sometimes they're cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 i say pipe it man get in there like swim wear....bumpmaker got it right tear that shit up from behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Ive slept with this one girl twice in the 7 years Ive known her. She has a decent face, and a bad ass body. Shes a Jersey girl. She was in love with me for a few years and I totally shitted on her, and broke her heart. That said, she has large and badly stained front teeth. After the first time I fucked her in the front seat of my Integra, we were driving back to her house so I could drop her off. She wanted me to stay and told me her grandma would end up cooking for us. I declined and said it would be all too awkward, she agreed. I dont know what she said, but she looked at me and smiled. I remember saying, "Dont smile at me girl." It just slipped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 ha i was drunk and macking this tweeker chick, fucked up teefs, i was really jonesing for some for some strange. trying so hard not to make her laugh. i did it and just told myself she was brittish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newjersey Posted October 10, 2007 Author Share Posted October 10, 2007 yea the chick goes to texas in 3 weeks for a new job.... shit i didnt even wake up for work.... the sad part is i was dreaming about banging her and i couldnt stop laughing the entire time in my dream.... im bout to lose my job over this bullshit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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