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haha seriously, i'm so fucked for everything this week.

 

schedule for tonight/tomorrow:

 

finish essay over one hundred years of solitude

essay over the devil finds work

study for ap us history

study for ap physics b

 

morning:

up at 615, board train at 630

school eacrlyyy at 715

finish physics test

ab calculus test

 

normal classes begin.

 

us history quiz?

aerobics

lunch/ap statistics review

ab calculus test (different one)

ap physics b

 

4 classes end

 

4-5 ap stats review

 

home.

 

drawing 1 project

studying for tests

etc

study for the next day.

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haha i have this fucking crazy indian guy teaching my calc class.

 

i shall entertain you with some of his quotes:

 

"What is a metrosexual? People who go to Fort Worth and Dallas to have sex? Is that what they do on the Trinity Rail Express? It is the sex that runs between Dallas and Fort Worth!"

 

when introducing my little sister to him and explaining to him that she is actually good at math:

 

"you shall be in the special ab/bc class which is where we separate the sheeps from the goats. it is like what jesus did. he kept all of his good calm sheeps together in flock and left ugly stupid goats on mountain side to die."

 

"Ohhh, I am sorry. In my country, 'moron' means 'love.'"

 

"What is good for the ass is good for the face!" (Referring to my disgust in using toilet paper for tissue)

 

"Why does that boy always sit with his legs open? Does he have something big between his legs?"

 

"You are selling acres of land with your pants down!" (Talking about someones crack)

 

"And you are selling acres of land with your shirt!" (Referring to my cleavage)

 

"You are tall, dumb, black and usless! And you will get married to a useless man and have useless sex and have useless children!"

 

 

i ripped all of these off of his facebook quote group, so theyre not from me, but you guys get it...

 

and a picture for good measure.

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