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tell me about it.

I put in my notice friday last week at work. my expectation was to show up today and do my regular job until my end date. so I show up at 8:00, sit around for 1.5 hours to wait for all the conference calls and shit to end, only to find out they are letting me ago early and paying out my notice.

great. couldn't have told me that on friday last week, so I didn't waste my time/gas ? thanks.

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tell me about it.

I put in my notice friday last week at work. my expectation was to show up today and do my regular job until my end date. so I show up at 8:00, sit around for 1.5 hours to wait for all the conference calls and shit to end, only to find out they are letting me ago early and paying out my notice.

great. couldn't have told me that on friday last week, so I didn't waste my time/gas ? thanks.

 

those cunts..at least you'll be getting paid to do nothing.

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On the bus to work this morning, some creepy zit-faced teenage black kid sat next to me.

Too close.

And started to bother me in a way that let me know he was trying to pick me up.

He asked if I wanted to get off.

The bus....or sex making.

One or the other.

It ruined my morning.

 

Mostly because I shook his hand when he offered it up.

It was cold and wet and disgusted me.

Then I got mad at myself for even touching him.

The walk from the bus stop to work, all I could think about was some creepy kid touching his wiener then touching my hand.

 

I thought about it enough to almost make myself sick.

It killed my buzz, dude.

 

Dudes trying to talk to me on the bus blows super hard.

 

 

What else blows?

TurboNegro charging $18 a ticket for their show.

Not cool dudes, not cool.

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blood fart, let me give u a lil advice

usually when someone gross or strange does that, i give em a fist, and tell em to pound it instead, because i dont know where their hands have been

some think its a joke, but some of the time, i am actually dead serious

 

 

 

 

 

the morning was boring as fuck

i was sitting in the computer room like an idiot laughing out loud to myself reading the Oz, so i went to the caf to draw instead. ran into a frnd and shit later

no one was online for msning either cuz i guess they got lives and stuff

 

 

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I usually wear super large rap headphones.

Combined with dark shades.

And try not to smile.

In my mind, it lets people know I am not out to meet anyone new.

It doesn't always work.

 

I didn't have headphones this morning..I think that was my first mistake.

My second mistake was being way too weeded to be able think fast enough to avoid contact with wiener-touching teenage creeps.

 

Everyone always be like,

"Dude, why do black dudes always be trying to hit on you?"

I tell them it's cause I'm fat.

They try to say I am not.

They just don't want to hurt me..I have too many feelings.

 

Black dudes are into slobs.

 

Really though, who has sex with someone they meet on the bus?

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there is nothing wrong with fuckign someone off the bus

or even on the bus (ive seen this once, a couple was under a blanket, and other bus patrons were trying to stop them, it was hilerious)

 

bus meets are romantic, like in the movies

girls always find their prince charming in the most mundane every day places

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I tell them it's cause I'm fat.

Black dudes are into slobs.

 

These two sentences had me laughing.

 

Bloodfart, from the pics you posted on here I do not think your fat.

But for real, Black dudes think overly large fat asses that are exteremly nasty look good. I will never understand that.

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blood fart, let me give u a lil advice

usually when someone gross or strange does that, i give em a fist, and tell em to pound it instead, because i dont know where their hands have been

some think its a joke, but some of the time, i am actually dead serious

 

 

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I do that with all the smokers on my block - occasionally they wanna give me five and I have to wash my hand

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i got class in a half hour...

 

i ate chipotle last nite and got a severe case of the boo boos this morning.

and ive been real sick the past week and im currently stuck in the hackin up mucus phase.

 

so ill sit here on my laptop at home... in my pajamas... with my headphones... and continue to ignore my education.

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i've been sick since saturday that really blows!! i called into work yesterday, but today i had to come in since i have no more leave time. i haven't even smoked since friday, which is good. the thought and smell of it makes me sick at the moment. i told my boyfriend i'm quitting, but i doubt i will. i should. i've also been very cranky and mean. i'm a baby when i'm sick.

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