lord_casek Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Biker's penis hit by lightning A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak. Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. "Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis." Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually." link http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2517312.html?menu= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 This may give him special superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 How do they know it hit his penis? Link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 super ultimate lightening penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 dudes wang was blessed by zeus himself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually." - Lightning Rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinTimberlake Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 god damn i say god damn, that must be like the best orgasm ever. at least the strongest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Dick in a light socket would've done it, I think lightning strikes to the penis is just over kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually." - Lightning Rod :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 "C'mon baby... It was stuck by lighting!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 This may give him special superpowers. Super dong!!! They should make a porno about this! Or at least a 12oz comic! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 The first issue will be published soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisone Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 electro erecto oner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 great find casek... thank you... that just made this class worth sitting in.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 im NEVER gonna piss outside while theres lightning present again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
correct Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 i bet he gets mad bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Hhaha what a story! I'm gonna have to show my brother this. Wonder if the dude had a piercing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 The only thing that could get you more ass than that is going to the Moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 The only thing that could get you more ass than that is going to the Moon Fuck the moon. Homie shot lightning out of his old boy. Nothing can fuck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 chapter one......."the shock" to be continued Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Ill ad more later on this week sometime with the special super powers and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 biker chips? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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