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I consider Texas as more SouthWest. Like Arizona and New Mexico.

I've been through the deep South and trust me, you don't wanna degrade Texas by lumping it in with them.

 

Haha. awesome. Thats exactly how I feel about it.

 

You don't seem so bad to me. I think we agree on a lot of things. I should shut my mouth before everyone starts hating me.

 

Oh and I think I'm somewhere near 2500. Like it matters.

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I need a life.

I came to work early on a Saturday.

With nothing really to be done today.

So I will do this for a while.

Then mow the lawn.

And make dinner.

Boring life.

 

My farty nephew is in from Northern VA for the weekend.

I tried to talk to his little fat ass this morning.

He ignored me.

Noggin.com.

 

me:are you kids deaf or something?

him:no, we're violent. I kill my dad every day.

me:that isn't a very positive attitude to be having there, little guy.

 

That is when I decided not to be an aunt today and hang out with them.

I don't get how someone can be such a little bastard at 5 years old.

 

They were leaving to go to some Inflatable Wonderland place.

As they were walking out the door, he told the German teen this warning..

 

fat little bastard:don't step on the boooring dog..she will booooring bite you..boooring.

me:how'd you get to be so negative at such a young age? everything is so boring and horrible to you already?? all you do all day is play and get taken to Inflatable Wonderland places to jump around and eat pizza.

 

For the record, my dog isn't boring.

My nephew's face is boring.

eazye.jpg

 

I don't like wanting to kick a kid in the head.

It makes me feel like a jerk.

Which I get enough of as it is, I don't need some little shit making me feel worse.

 

 

 

 

So.

Texas, huh?

post counts, huh?

Yeah.

Awesome.

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