johnny rebel Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 I have made out with a lot of girls in my life. 50-75 probably. Well, of thoose that were not just drunk hook-ups I have only slept with one. She(girl 2) left me about a month and a half ago and gave me no reason why, after 2 months of straight good hanging out and messing around. Also the night before I meet her I kinda already was hanging out with this other girl (girl 1) that was really cool. she went home for a weekend and was going to call me when she got back. she didn't ever call. So after girl 2 dumped me I started to see this other girl (girl 3). i saw her twice and she cooked me breakfeast gave me a fucking foot rub. all this shit. she even told me all this shit about herself really deep personal shit that you dont just tell anyone and ive seen her say only twice but im interested in seeing more of her. she went home this weekend and said she would call me when she gets back. she hasn't called and its wendsday. i called her and left a message. i doubt she is gonna call though. i also hooked up with another girl (girl 4) this weekend. purely to mess around with i dont wanna hang out with her i just wanna get blowjobs and shit. anyways, she has nothing to do with any of this, or maybe she does, but it seems like i have a curse or some shit, cuz every cool girl i meet that i wanna hang out more with seems to vanish. anyone think im cursed, dumb, not giving the ladies what they need?, or am i thinking too much about this shit? why don't i leave them you know? i seriously think i need counseling over this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 quit lying!!!! ha ha...just kiddin johnny.. id say you must be cursed, but its all good...somethin will work out eventually...it has to dammit. at least, thats what keeps me going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 If you divide the makeout numbers by 10, and add ten years to your age, you get me. You don't know what cursed is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny rebel Posted December 12, 2001 Author Share Posted December 12, 2001 i just wanna clear some things up. this has all happened in a 4 month span. 4 girls four months, thats not so wild, is it? anyways, thanks for the encouragement duke. how are things with you and the chicas? and seemeup: try not to think about having a girlfriend, have a friend that you like to bang and hang out with or hang out with that you find attractive, then make her your girlfriend. and cracked, what atre you trying to say? your mathmatical formula seems a little off to me is it age plus the number divided by 10? I guess that would be (roughly) 9 or 10? and you have a point im a big babbie about this shit. but im not cursed as in i can't get any. i can, but i want more now. i actually want a cool girl to hang out with, not just a hookup or dumb broad. and every cool woman i meet leaves me, or it seems so recently, so i guess if you were to put yourself in my shoes you would be happy to be getting ass for a minute, then you would see what im talking about. but i feel ya on not getting ass, i usually dont, but for some reason i started getting a lot more attention from the ladies this year. and i just want you to know i know your pain and im not some egotistical player type, i can get deep and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 dude, it would be awsome to make out with someone, ive only made out with 1, im fairly young but still, i was even going out with a girl for 3 weeks and she liked me but i was always too scared to go for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 johnny unless youve stolen a mummys foot from giza, i doubt youre cursed...and in my opinion: youre gettin more hunnies than most of us losers on here that sit around and try to fantasize about what devillush looks like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 ha ha.. damn.. vanity-ski doesnt even have 4, total. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 thanks for to confidence booster guys...i feel good now. i don't really know what advice to give. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Lose the velrco shoes when going to preppy parties. And hang out w/the buff guy & Cave Dweller. They seem like the type that bitches ride on. Ohh and have more parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 J.R.- at this time and age it seems as though Cyndi Lauper still knows what is up- fine women run like hell from commitment towards the next party-dude like yourself... enjoy it while you can because when your eighty you won't get play unless you shoot-up viagra into your inflatable dick in the back of your yacht.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Jesushchristonacrutchman! the moaning from you! geeze, guys I've only been with like 50-75 girls, and I feel cheated......................... do you have ANY idea how FEW girls are ACTUALLY lesbians? Like will-be-with-you-for-more-than-a-minute-cause-she-thinks-its-funny lesbians? In the Ass-End of Catholic Nowhere, Ireland? You have fuck-all to worry about sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 dude, you are reacting like a girl would react. it seems like you have fallen hard for these girls. and it seems like for these girls, they dont want a relationship, they like your companionship thats for sure. but you must be easy to talk to and what not. girls like to have a man listen to what they have to say, and thats exactly what you did. they just dont want anything beyond that, or so it seems like it. i dont think its a curse. i dont think that u are stupid ( i bet that u are areally smart), and i bet that you are 100% loveable. you just happen to pick out the girls that wanted someone to listen to them, to physically touch someone, but dont want a relationship. they are the independent girls that most men like, and fall hard for them. which is the man's downfall. so dont worry. so what if she doesnt call. are you not happy with the time that u spent with her? a girl will come a long and she will be so smart, and so beautiful and would want a relationsip. trust me, we're out there. hardy har har....i bet all you guys aren't losers that try to imagine what i look like. i bet that you guys are all smart but just really introverted and shy to spit some game. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 if your getting on girls dont be gettting on here complaining SHIT I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 what the shit..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siloette Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 okay this might sound awful..and I cant believe im saying this...but..maybe you have something abnormal sexually...Okay granted your obviously attractive..since there is the initial build up to foreplay..and you seem sort of intelligent...although i could be wrong about this.. You say you are meeting all these girls..they take it pretty slow..then you get to the nakeyness and they bail..now think hard..is there anything..in any area you could be weirding them out by..maybe your a bad kisser? sorry..or um any other areas that might give a weird vibe...who knows..Im not an expert ..but these are issues for some girls..that would make them call back that dude with out all the back hair ya know..before entering in your number.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny rebel Posted December 13, 2001 Author Share Posted December 13, 2001 ok i wont get too personal here, because, just because this is an annonomous posting board doesnt mean people dont know who i am.... anyways, thanks devilush you speak the best words of advice on here out of anybody. and everybody else can keep reminding me that im acting like an idiot and i have no problems. cuz they are probably right and i shouldnt have even brought this up. you all have a point. and as to irregularities that silloute mentions: thats a bit private, but i have a penis like most guys do, and i wont go in to details describing it cuz its none of anyones buisness, but basically its regular, nothings wrong with it. i dont have any std's no weird curvature no one testicle, none of that shit. so thats not it. and i wasnt a good kisser in high school, not good at all. but since i got in to college ive had a couple girls actually complement me on it, again im getting too personal, no one on here wants to know how well i kiss... anyways thanks everybody for listening, im more emotionally shallow and immature than a baby pool thats my real problem, and ill get over it. anyways, girl 3 called.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Originally posted by johnny rebel i can get deep and shit. word. ha ha...me and the chicas...its goin aight..could be better. you definitely need to have more parties, and remember to invite me dammit! i promise ill try to eat right the day before so i wont be lettin them rip like i used to at your place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny rebel Posted December 14, 2001 Author Share Posted December 14, 2001 duke call me dude. were throwin down tonight i gaurantee it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 ohhhh SHIT!! say word. if i aint got nothin to do tonight, i just might have to slide out your way... parking is a bitch up there though. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 ok...... thats pretty good seems to me kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Originally posted by dukeofyork parking is a bitch up there though. :eek: The back my man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 Originally posted by Devilush i bet that you guys are all smart but just really introverted and shy to spit some game. ;) Wordizm. Favorite 12 oz girl thread excuse. I love the way you included yourself in that "so smart, so beautiful" group by referring to them as "we", hehehe. On the other hand, Johnny, I believed you are cursed, stupid, and just unlovable. Hey, you asked. Good things come to those who try and wait. It'll come soon. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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