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I quit before i got laid.

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I was about to quit my job. Instead I get laid off, and a severance package. Double bonus

unemployment checks plus a severance check. I wanted the satisfaction of quitting this boring job.

But fuck it if your paying me to leave, I can deal with it.

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Re: I got laid off before i quit.

 

thats fucking lucky as hell

 

 

I always wanted to get laid off... I always quit first tho

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Re: I got laid off before i quit.

 

I got laid off recently and am getting unemployment for it too... sweeeeeeeettttt. I am looking for a job though, because being at home all day is making me stir crazy. I can't sit at the computer and stay occupied with that all day like I used to... it wears me out too easily and I have to actually go DO SOMETHING.

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Re: I got laid off before i quit.

 

One of my boys lives on unemployment - he will work a job for just over 6 months, then get himself fired for something really petty so they wouldnt deny his claim, and collect unemployment for another 6 months.

 

 

Lather, rinse, repeat your whole life

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Re: I got laid off before i quit.

 

^ so everyone that actually works a job and pays taxes supports his lazy ass.

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Re: I got laid off before i quit.

 

yeah pretty much...

 

 

 

last time I checked thats called "getting over"

 

 

Theres worse ways to make your money out there while screwing over even more people... like becoming a senator or a cop

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Re: I got laid off before i quit.

 

^ so everyone that actually works a job and pays taxes supports his lazy ass.

 

Don't we also pay your check?

 

Get to work dude.

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Re: I got laid off before i quit.

 

He's right, it is pretty scummy to live off of unemployment though I did for a year when I was like 22. I have to say though, I couldn't afford to live off of unemployment now that I'm older and have more bills and actually care about taking care of myself.

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Re: I got laid off before i quit.

 

I know he got juced on his tax return - actually he had to pay back all the unemployment funds thru his return...

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because what you get paid for your unemployment is taken out of your return in order to balance out your burden on society. They didnt take it all, but they took most of it

 

 

Actually I know 2 people who went on unemployment and had a jacked return.

 

It was funny as hell to see this one kid bitchj about getting his money jerked when he had been living free for 5 months - pay it forward, dumbass

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That's because unemployment gives you the option of taxing your checks, or having to deal with it all at the end of the year...most people choose to deal with it at the end of the year, not smart usually

 

I was 17, didn't go to school, and was collecting unemployment...fuck, those were good days

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2 words: independent contractor

 

 

meals - write off

gas - semi write off ($0.45 /gallon here)

'dress' clothes - write off

 

the list goes on

 

 

just get a business license....i'm sure you're creative enough

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Until you get audited by the IRS. But truthfully, I rarely hear about people getting audited unless they go overboard. So, have fun and good luck.

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2 legit

2 legit to quit

 

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2 legit

2 legit to quit

 

hey heyyyyyy

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