korokys Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 never EVER go down ona one nighter...EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 19, 2007 Author Share Posted September 19, 2007 damn 3 pages? well i guess in my struggle to keep the original post short i left out some details... this is something i would NEVER do with out drinking a half a bottle of cheap vodka and about a litre of brew prior and i fucking regret this shit. i feel sick thinking about it the broad was 17 so the chances of being her being dirty are slim but still present she was on a class trip from her all girls catholic school in austria. i was working on one of her girls before she came up and they both said this so im guessing its true i know this one cant be trusted after what she pulled but, ''im the 4th dude she kissed and only the second to go down & second to fuck'' hmmm... by how much work i had to put in the pull her im sure she wasnt very experienced im talking at least 2 hours of work AFTER going to my room in the morning i didnt have any blood on my fingers / around my mouth / on the sheets / balls or dick but i did spit a lot and rinse my mouth out with some of the remaining vodka and to the guy who said austria has ugly women with hairy armpits- this chick was banging still wouldnt be worth the high five though. also its a rookie mistake because i turned 20 before this trip and im a rookie at pulling chicks at bars. LIFE LESSON LEARNED never again never agian never again vaj, im still getting tested brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 also its a rookie mistake because i turned 20 before this trip and im a rookie at pulling chicks at bars. No, pulling chicks at a bar is a good way to end up with something you cannot wash off... they're the kind of girls that can get pregnant or give you an std even though you have two full body condoms on and the girl's been sterilized in an 1100 degree kiln. Bar bitches = trouble (no matter how you slice it). Get wasted and go to the park and pick up on a girl that jogs... if getting wasted is what it takes to have confidence in your shoes.... or, you know, go meet a nice girl at somewhere nice, not some place where everyone with a problem or bills to pay goes to drink the problem/bills away... Ms. Party Pussy goes to the bar so she can sleep with whoever doesn't know her at that bar on that particular night. vaj, im still getting tested brother Hahaha.... brother.... ahhhhh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Hahaha.... brother.... ahhhhh.... everybody knows but YOU! :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 19, 2007 Author Share Posted September 19, 2007 its a lady i knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Oh shit, I just found this at a very reliable source Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Oh dang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 there's one chick i spoke to before that told me she's had guys eat her out on her period without telling them. what angered me was that she thought there was nothing wrong with it. like it was normal. she said something about how he should "respect" that it's her time of the month and not treat oral any differently. i think that most women don't think like her though. theo, i hope you went ike turner on that bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 lol holyshit, is that OJ's glove in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 vaj, im still getting tested brother vaj is a chick, you can tell by her "premium member" status. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 first mistake was trying to get with a chcik at the hostel bar. berlin is the shit and the women are crazy. hostel bitches are usually far from perfect unlike everyone here i'm not gonna rag on you, i made the same mistake when i was 17, but she was asian and had the silkiest pussy i have ever encountered in my life. *edit - she was not on her bloody marry though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 damn man...damn im eating my fucking red jell-O and i read this shit. God damn it 12 oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 creamy potato --you said you were staying at a hostile. you said you had no blood on your dick, fingers, or face. could it be that the maxi pad was left by someone else? maybe another hostile visitor? also, to all of you dudes who say you don't eat pussy --what's up with that? i'll eat pussy like it's an olympic sport, and i want the gold medal. i still won't go down when the red zone light is on. and those who can't do it to their lady in the red zone --get over it guys. that's really the only time you can let your boys go free range in your lady. it's great fucking sex as well. sure, it's a little messy, and there's usually a chuckle during the dismount, but it's worth it. all you have to do is not look, go to the shower, and wash your junk. it's simple. i highly recommend it, unless you have an insanely high sperm count. i don't, i think have my little guys swim backwards and have a natural fear of ovaries. edit: to each their own though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 There is no way I can get down with the red zone poke or lick, and I love eating pussy and have unusually low standards for a handsome mofo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerkherder1 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 shit is rugged for sho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 blood makes for great lube why do you think so many people like fucking freshly killed bodies duh discover the secret few have dared to uncover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26VALENCIA Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 oh shit. shit. sheeeeeeee-it ahahhaaha damn this shit is hillarious.....you dont eat out a foreign bitch on a one night stand....nigga must have been gurped out of his mind....your crazy man, i thought i knew fools that were dirty but you take the cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Damn what a story! Haven't you leanred to let you fingers do the walking first? I mean, if she hesitates in the slightest, I'd be asking bout the ragtime. I can't believe I was eating while reading this thread though...damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 i think that story ranks up there with a bunch of my shit hahhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 22, 2007 Author Share Posted September 22, 2007 creamy potato --you said you were staying at a hostile. you said you had no blood on your dick, fingers, or face. could it be that the maxi pad was left by someone else? maybe another hostile visitor? . yea thats what i was thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 don't ruin it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 eating bloody pussy is no bueno! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 when shes on the rag its time to break out the funnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 bahaha you suck at life, you just got mouth aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 also its a rookie mistake because i turned 20 before this trip and im a rookie at pulling chicks at bars. LIFE LESSON LEARNED never again never agian never again vaj, im still getting tested brother you sound like a rookie at life you = seriously, eating pussy on a 1 night stand?!? Dont they teach you kids anything in school? AND IN A FORIGEN COUNTRY? Hairy snatch? Are you sure youve done this before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Ugh, I only read the 1st post and a few responses, that's fucking disgusting. Way beyond rookie mistake, that's plain dumb. New thread title suggestion: How I got AIDS from a Euro slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 red badge of courage!! welcome to the club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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