KILZ FILLZ Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 ill try to keep this short. for those who dont know im in berlin right now staying in a hostel in a 10 person dorm. so, picked up a Austrian chick from the bar at the hostel last night and we headed back to my room. luckily i havent had any roommates for the last few days so i was already in there. shirt comes off, bra comes off, panties come off and i go to work downtown. first off this broad had a massive bush but i was faded and got over it. needless to say i didnt need to floss this morning. so i must have munched away for a good 20 minutes i come up and the broad makes out with me which was kinda hot in a weird way. we do the deed and after she leaves i see a bloody maxi pad on the fucking floor.:shook: :spent: :yuck: :unhappy2: it wasnt hella bloody down there its not like i got a kool aid smile. i didnt even taste/notice it till i saw the pad but still what the fuck. AND she made out with me knowing i just got done eating her bloody snatch. so lesson learned, checking for a tampon insnt good enough. so i was thinking about this when i woke up and now im wondering what rookie mistakes have you guys made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 damn just damn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 HAHAHAHAHA RED WINGSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 i am staring at my dick right now...and it is blood red. went in her tonight knowing though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 + came in handy after. dont front like you dont know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Dude, that is nasty. First you ate at a one night stand. Two, it was a different countries one night stand. Third, she sort of punked you. Normally I would not say she punked you, because I would think she was drunk too, but if she left that shit on your floor with no regards to you, I think she was telling you something. I definitly would wonder what else she had if she let you do that and then kissed you. BTW, dude that is nasty. What the fuck were you thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 just got blood on the powerbook. fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 sex feels best for girls when we're bloody. but you ate that bitch out. you're sick. God knows what that bitch had. I'd go to a clinic now and again in 3-6 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 EATING OUT A STRANGER THAT BLED IN YOUR MOUTH IS WAAAYYYY WORSE THAN A ROOKIE MISTAKE. BELIEVE THAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 The surgeon general recommends a diet high in iron and flossing regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Here you go son, you earned them Combat Red Wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I really wish I never opened this thread.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Why would you eat a snatch that you never even met before? Even if I had met them a few times I would be cautious. Only wifey gets the tongue treatment over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 oh shit. shit. sheeeeeeee-it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 haha rad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 f'real f'real... you got forever yuckmouf my doo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 It aint sex unless theres blood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 that shit is not a rookie mistake that shit is a life mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I didn't think this would attract this much condemnation from such a pack of deviants I could probably count the times i've eaten vaj on two hands. Shit is pretty gross. But stranger blood puss is pretty sick. Did you spit for ages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 i heard stories from mexico where people have one night stand with broads and when the broad leaves somewhere in the room the guy finds a letter that reads "welcome to the AIDS club" just wanted to share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Did you spit for ages? I think he swallowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 ew just ew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 "you know you done fucked up, don't you? you know it, don't you? you know you done fucked up.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 man i would of never told anyone that ...NEVER...EVER.. what are you thinking?? your weird.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 dude honestly in the heat of the moment I have done some crazy shit during sex not gonna lie... I cant hate on this i have done worse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Oh you've done worse? Was it with a complete stranger in a foreign country? Didn't think so. CreamyAIDSpotatoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 golden rule of sex: YOU CAN SWIM IN THE RED SEA, BUT YOU CAN'T DRINK FROM IT. seriously, i've done some stupid shit, but you definitely take the cake on this one. it was a one night trick, from a bar, that you just met, and you put mouth and lip on that shit? DAMN! hope this isn't in your future: if so, get yourself some: as for sharing rookie mistakes? it's going to be hard for someone to trump that shit. the only mistakes i ever made was passing out on chicks. i was 20 years old, piss drunk, and passed out while going down on a girl. i look back and laugh. you might not be able to look back and laugh so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 HAHAHAHAHA RED WINGSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! dmn homie is flying high..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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