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Big Bruno

not roses

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okay so im in tx and my girl is in denver and she had a really bad night last night and i want to order her something that would get to her today while she is at werk but i dont want to do some typical shit like roses or a singing telegram. any of you got some suggestions?

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vermont teddy bear. they are always advertising on howard stern and they might have a website..I think thier phone number is 1800-866-BEAR..but I'm not sure

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Originally posted by cmeup

i would send a dildo.... but that might be hard to pass through customs..

 

 

Customs? Is Texas or Colorado a country now?

 

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

 

Anyway.

 

An answer to the question - you're right ... roses are somewhat played out. Go with asiatic lillies or stargazers. My ex used to work as a florist, so I'm pretty damn good at picking out flowers now - I used to have the world's biggest critic on the flowers I brought her.

 

But that's another story altogether, now isn't it.

 

Or ... there are certain companies that will bake fresh cookies and deliver them hot w/ milk to whomever you desire. Tell 'em to put a note in there that says "Thought you might want some sugar."

 

Ha. Supreme gayness.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

hahahahahaha…Summer Sausage and cheese logs are the joint!!

 

Buh-leee dat!

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