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Re: i am the ultimate traitor.

 

how would they prove that you have or haven't smoked tree more or less than 25 time over the past 25 years?

 

When I read that I was thinking that the best revenge on a cop would be to testify that you got high with him at a party within the 5 year time frame. And have some homies back up your story. Even if you get charged for smoking, he loses his job.

You have to do like 10 hours community service and he has to find a new job. :lol:

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This ones even better. And more accurate in my experiences. Minus the backpedaling when he sees the camera. Which dissapears soon after the other cop shows up. Maybe I should get a camera insaled in my shit. :lol:

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2715792117793977759

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But he asked for your liscense and registration and ran that shit too didn't he.

Acting like he was trying to "help" you while looking for an excuse to lock you up and impound your shit. :biglaugh:

 

he didn't ask me for shit. he pushed it over to the side and then called the tow truck for me. yeah he was such an asshole. :rolleyes:

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actually one time me and some friends smokin in the parkin lot

of my complex, playing loud ass music when a cop pulls up...

im thinkin shit throw the blunt and chill but when cop dude got out,

he looked like this nerdy white boy i knew last year in school...

"yeah guys this music is too loud soooo uh.... if you could just

turn it down a notch that would be appreciated.. could you do that

for me?"

then he got in his car n drove off....

and when i mean nerdy im talkin bout skinny dungeons n dragon playing,

harry potter watching, pokemon collecting nerdy...

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actually one time me and some friends smokin in the parkin lot

of my complex, playing loud ass music when a cop pulls up...

im thinkin shit throw the blunt and chill but when cop dude got out,

he looked like this nerdy white boy i knew last year in school...

"yeah guys this music is too loud soooo uh.... if you could just

turn it down a notch that would be appreciated.. could you do that

for me?"

then he got in his car n drove off....

and when i mean nerdy im talkin bout skinny dungeons n dragon playing,

harry potter watching, pokemon collecting nerdy...

 

 

 

so, what you're saying is that you and your friends got raped by this cop and you're afraid to tell us?

 

hey man, what you "ghetto people" do is all your thing.

 

 

just, uh, just stay out of the suburbs, ok poncho?

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'm only joking. that's funny. i went to school with a dipshit who became a cop.

dude was too scared to arrest any of us.

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Re: i am the ultimate traitor.

 

actually one time me and some friends smokin in the parkin lot

of my complex, playing loud ass music when a cop pulls up...

im thinkin shit throw the blunt and chill but when cop dude got out,

he looked like this nerdy white boy i knew last year in school...

"yeah guys this music is too loud soooo uh.... if you could just

turn it down a notch that would be appreciated.. could you do that

for me?"

then he got in his car n drove off....

and when i mean nerdy im talkin bout skinny dungeons n dragon playing,

harry potter watching, pokemon collecting nerdy...

 

reminds me of the time i got pulled over for bumping e40 too loud...

i got a $400 ticket. (it got reduced to like $280 though)

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damn $280 for bumpin E40....

that sucks.. but its better than $400...

at the time we were bumpin that 3-6 joint....

that "im so high, all i smell is the smoke,

yeah that mutha fuckin green yeah that

god damn dro."

it was fun bumpin that at like 2 in the mournin...

"oh please oh please oh please, just gimmie one

more hizzit"

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