AlwaysOverDoinn Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 @ Sleazeside: where you at that they only pay you $5 a day? Thats fuckin nuts. I'm pretty sure here they pay you $50 with transportation and shit (NYC)...ain't half bad for doin dick all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 look at all my fancy jury SHAAA POW CAMERAMAN GOD DAMN CHECK MY GOD DAMN JUUUURRRRRRYYYYY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Grant Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 lol fuck jury duty thats some dry snitchery right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 yeah dawg, that is wickitywickitywack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 damn, 12 weeks trial, supreme court, criminal jurisdiction. there's no way they'll have me when they see me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Ok so I'm not gonna make a new thread but I will bump this one, I spent the first half of the day lying to a judge about my ability to be impartial. Fucking smug asshole cop sitting next to the smashable ADA, looking like he has a slam dunk. The defendant, poor fucker, can't even speak English, and you expect me to convict him for buying a stolen truck and then trying to register it? Yeah that screams guilt. Don't worry little brown buddy, I got you're back. NOT GUILTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I'm guessing you mean you lied about your ability to be impartial in order to land that seat and its benefits, which include: -The ability to deadlock your racist peers -A useful stipend -Authentic Italian lunches of breadsticks and noodle soup comped by the court Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Nah the public defender dismissed me on that one, his loss. Im back down in the "jury pool" waiting to be called to another trial. It's gonna be a long day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 JURRRRY SELESHIN YELLOW STONES SAME CUHLUH AS CHEDDA CHEEEEEEESE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Almost got on the jury of this dude who had a shootout with the cops. To top it off, I kinda knew the guy too. Used to cop weight off him back when I went through my trying to sell weed faze. They asked us all if we knew the guy and I said no cause (like Pffffft said) I wanted to be that one asshole to hold out for the boul. I think dude blew up his own spot when he kept trying to make eye contact with me though, cause the judge had me pulled out and they threatened to lock me up for contempt for lying about something on my paperwork that I wasn't even lying about. They told me to bounce and never come back for jury duty again. Bitches didn't even give me that measly $9.00 check for missing work either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Had you made it onto the jury, I'd give almost anything to be a fly on the wall in the deliberation room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 So I sat in the jury pool until about 4:00 then I got called in to the other courtroom. Now potential jurors had been coming out of there all day some of the girls in tears. They wouldn't tell us about it but, I knew it was something fucked up. I was not however, ready for this shit. Fucker was some kind of youth pastor and had molested 14 girls between the ages of 6-9 over a 3 year period. Dude looked like Napoleon Dynamites older brother. The creepy fucker was just sitting there with a smug look on his face. I couldn't bull shit when the judge asked me if I could be impartial. I told her "Personally I think you should just let me take him out to the parking lot so I can stomp the life out of him". I was excused... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 I got jury duty once. With my shaved head, Docs, 501s, and flight jacket (this was in 1996) I was the first one excused, no questions asked, by the defense attorney. And I'm not even a skinhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Well we all know what happens to child molesters inside. Napoleon better work on his butt-clenching technique before he hits the showers, ain't no best-seller (bible) gonna save him now. On a side note, is there anyone in here who hasn't been excused from jury duty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 "Personally I think you should just let me take him out to the parking lot so I can stomp the life out of him". I was excused... Sums up what I was thinking. Did Napoleon give any reaction when you said that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 I got jury duty once. With my shaved head, Docs, 501s, and flight jacket (this was in 1996) I was the first one excused, no questions asked, by the defense attorney. And I'm not even a skinhead. Then why the fuck were you dressed like one? Oh.. I get it... just for the theatrics and to brag about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 @88: It's fuckin' different over here mate, we as employers can get full reimbursement for the hours paid to those on 'jury duty'. Still considered a civil responsibility, but can always be differed. Blah blah, we ain't in the states. etc. etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Then why the fuck were you dressed like one? I felt obligated to play by the rules, but didn't want to serve. And it worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Sums up what I was thinking. Did Napoleon give any reaction when you said that?? Dude didn't even flinch, he knows that he will never see the inside of a prison cell. He will spend the rest of his life in some State mental hospital. Going to group therapy, taking good drugs, and living off tax dollars. Those creepers work the system to convince the doc's that they are "sick" and need help. Because they know as soon as the doc's pronounce them sane, their prison sentences start. Even then they are in PC (protective custody) 24/7, so the other inmates can't dispose of them. A .22 to the base of the skull would be so much cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 gotta go in and tell em i hate the police on tuesday unless i get a civil case then it won't work :( luckily i have been involved in teh litigationz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 So Wednesday thru Monday you love cops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnesia Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Got called for it once ended up unlucky enough to get picked and shit lasted 2 days all because some bitch bit some people at a Christmas party and got drunk as fuck. Shit pay but my job paid me the day so it wasnt that bad just boring as fuck and downtown restaurant food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 I served once, after that I reflected on the easiest way out and it occurred to me that the jury summons is not sent certified mail and is hence not a enforceable legal document unless recognized with a response. Got summoned a couple years back, tossed it in the trash and never heard again. That said I do believe it is a good thing to do, with most educated people finding a way out of their civic duty it allows the jury pool to fill up with simpletons and ne'err-do-wells. If you get comped by your employer it makes a big difference in how enjoyable the whole thing is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 The "no comp" policy by my then-employer had a lot to do with my choice to get out of jury duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 I think it would be a great benefit to our society if they required compensation for jury duty and fined people if they did not vote. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 So Wednesday thru Monday you love cops? fuck no i have jury duty on tuesday hence i will be telling them on tuesday i don't trust the testimony of an officer it's one of the few things that can get a person out of jd in my crime-addled city.. for example, you have to have been not only convicted of a crime, but also have spent at least 6 months in jail in order to be excused bc you're a criminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 I think it would be a great benefit to our society if they required compensation for jury duty and fined people if they did not vote. Add a mandatory two year civics/government couse in high school and I'd be okay with that. If people don't know why they're being induced to do things, they will act like me and do whatever they can to get out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 I had a long-winded response typed out to mortons post, but you summed most of it up nicely. except: Not everyone should vote, there is fewer thing more destructive than an uneducated electorate. /nocrossfireoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 You mean like the one we currently have? I couldn't agree more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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