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5 pm here....good luck to all you scumbags out there....watch your back, get your party on, drink for freee as much as possible, watch out for them piglets.

 

most importantly, 1 out of every 2 college girls has a STD...so watch out for that shit!

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I think you were looking for the Team Alco thread my dude...

 

 

I started my night off as usual with a couple Sapporo tall boys...

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Drinking a Bud Ice tallcan trying to find something to do.

 

My car is stuck at my girl's work so I'm on foot or on bike.

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i was all pumped to hit up this college and try to pull some white girls...but that statistic is too much to ignore....i'll settle for titties and some knob polishing from some dumb gueras!

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im on my 4th at the moment.

i got a sparks in the fridge.

and some crown and jager in the freezer.

 

party tonite.

no work tomorrow.

 

ill take pictures and let you guys know how it turns out.

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that 1 in 2 college girls thing is bullshit. Ive fucked quite a few college girls and Ive been tested.

 

P-Unit is clean

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most importantly, 1 out of every 2 college girls has a STD...so watch out for that shit!

 

what kinda girls you fucking with that have those odds?

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what kinda girls you fucking with that have those odds?

 

them santa barbara bitches...those are just the odds i looked up online...bitches be dirty every ripper is like playin russian roulette with your dick

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hahaha man catchin a pee pee case would be a death sentence

 

speakin of pee pee....my roomate pissed all over my couch the last night....i pissed all over the carpet at some party last night so it was probably karma for that

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