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GAY CATS!!!!!

 

 

do cats have penises?

 

id assume so. but i prefer the females anyway. fisting ftw.

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well i have a male cat in my house and i noticed he had boobs, but i don't think i've ever seen a penis on a cat. not that i'm a sick or anything, i'm just curious, it's for the science of knowing.

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well i have a male cat in my house and i noticed he had boobs, but i don't think i've ever seen a penis on a cat. not that i'm a sick or anything, i'm just curious, it's for the science of knowing.

 

MaleCat.jpg

 

apparently on the male cat the penis is on the inside. see arrows

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It offends me when people refer to a cat as a pussy.

 

 

We host many parties and reunions and events of the like at our home.

We talk party planning.

The same idea always gets brought up, but never actually comes to fruition.

Puppies dressed as clowns.

How adorable would that be?

It would put us down in history for having the cutest party ever.

Instead we end up with a fridge full of beer and not much else.

We aren't that great at providing entertainment.

 

I forced my cats to wear bandanas this last weekend for the festivities.

They didn't look too happy about it.

And then I realised it was because they don't want to be hipster cats or hobo cats.

Although some jerk made my tiny cat smell like a hipster.

She proved his point by licking her asshole all day with no abandon.

It seems like hip kids would really be into ass licking.

I could be wrong about that though.

it wouldn't be the first time.

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blood fart.....what is with you? you got a story for every post.

 

short & sweet girl.........A.D.D. is kic'n in

 

most of us r visual learnerz

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When I don't have anything that relates to my personal life to share in a reply, I opt to say nothing at all.

That's the way I work.

i guess I could always come along and say profound things such as,

"HAHAHAHAH"

or even

"co-signed"

maybe one or two of these

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

 

 

But that really isn't my thing.

I like words.

And putting them together in different ways to form sentences.

I know some people think reading is a thing of the past.

And those people could be right one day.

But that day won't come while I am still breathing.

 

Reading is pretty cool.

And if five to ten sentences is too much to read, then you are probably not very cool.

 

It won't matter when they burn the books, because nobody read them anyways.

 

ps.I just discovered that you are only allowed to post 20 images that include the use of smiles.

I attempted to use 57.

The things you learn whilst trying to prove a point.

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It's not the hand that you're dealt, but how you playin your cards

You got a brother feelin mellow like a Cuban cigar

You truly a star, we'll take the days one at a time

I think we make the perfect pair, cause you my one-of-a-kind

I say we make a full house, live out the family dreams

No jokers, no jacks, just kings and queens

And we should leave the clubs alone and take trips to islands

Give you all of my heart and flood your hands with diamonds

No more livin like a player, stop chasin the hos

I never put you in my shuffle, you's my ace in the hole

I live a life full of riches, we got places to go

So no bluffin, no rushin, just takin it slow

Let your man do the hustlin while you lay in the shade

I'll throw a deuce to the haters, call a spade a spade

And let you know I'll never hurt you...

Babygirl, you made me hurry up and wait and I know patience is a virtue

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