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Trapped Chinese minors survive off eating coal.

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BEIJING (Reuters) - Two Chinese brothers who tunneled their way out of a coal mine collapse after being trapped for nearly six days survived by eating coal and drinking urine, a local newspaper reported on Tuesday.

 

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Brothers Meng Xianchen and Meng Xianyou became trapped while working at an illegal mine in Beijing's Fangshan District late on Saturday, August 18, the latest in a series of disasters to strike the world's deadliest coal mining industry.

 

Two days later, rescue efforts were called off and relatives began burning "ghost money" at the entrance of the mine for the dearly departed.

 

"At first there was no feeling, but then I was so hungry I couldn't crawl any more," Xianchen told the Beijing News. "I got so hungry, I ate a piece of coal, and I thought it quite fragrant.

 

"Actually, coal is bitter and unsmooth but you can chew up pieces the size of a finger. In the mine, we picked up two discarded water bottles, and drank our urine. You can only take small sips, and when you've finished, you just want to cry."

 

He said because they were eating coal, and were in the mine for nearly six days, they did not defecate.

 

"We were only able to do that the day before yesterday in hospital. It was full of coal."

 

Both said they would not go back into mining.

 

But their younger brother, Meng Xianjun, who has a decade of experience in the mines, cut in to the interview to add: "I'll still do it."

 

Chinese mine owners regularly flout safety regulations to meet insatiable demand for a fuel powering the country's booming economy.

 

A gas explosion in an Inner Mongolian mine that was operating illegally killed seven people on Saturday, as officials began handing compensation to families of 181 miners trapped and presumed dead after a flood last week in eastern China.

 

But in a second miraculous rescue, four builders trapped more than a week ago inside a collapsed tunnel at a hydropower project in the southwestern province of Yunnan were pulled out alive early on Tuesday, Xinhua news agency reported.

 

Rescuers in Yunnan's Yingjiang County dug an extra passage to reach the workers and used a ventilation pipe to carry food and drinking water to the four, who were being treated in a local hospital following their rescue.

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we ... drank our urine. You can only take small sips, and when you've finished, you just want to cry."

 

I can see that

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holy shit drinking your own piss and eating coal to survive

and then they shit it out after

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in other news: two former Chinese coal miners invent new colon blow.

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Damn they would be in trouble if someone happened to light a match near them while they farted.

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I think Chinese people will eat just about anything when they need to, when I was in Japan for a month, the News would constantly run this story about these poor Chinese folks that used cardboard as meat substitute and how when cooked properly it actually tastes just like meat.

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Yet proving again how lazy American workers have become..

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