Dawood Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 y'all niggas ain't even close nigga, i went to a white party in the hamptons hosted by p. diddy and richie rich. got a footbath in 18th-century white wine catered to me by french maids. ate juicy steaks from various rare exotic animals on the endangered species list like white tiger and green sea turtle. ate escargo sauteed in jessica alba's sweat that was bottled from one of her perspiring cardio workouts. nigga i ate 4-million-year-old dinosaur eggs, and there was only two left in the world and i ate both of em. then i sprinkled diamonds on my food. two reasons: it's the most ballenist shit you could do to your food, and two, it makes my dookie twinkle mang nigga the shit was so baller jay-z leaned over abd brushed the dirt off my shouldas for me nigguh you win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 Where was this? I need to go and get my food on. Upscale buffets make me horny. http://www.custys.com/ Bam come through eat some lobster then we will go to the casino and blow some cash on Pai Jong or whatever that asian D&D dice lookin game is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Jesus Christ dude. EXPN Gluttony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 what up Vaj? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 umm hi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Mahjong I think you are on about someone. And did those diamonds scratch your ring on the way out Theo?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 I was thinking of: Sic Bo Or Pai Gow Tiles.. Just a warning rock a bib i mean you might be a clean eater but people around most likely arent I was getting hit with shells and fucking juices I swear I think I got PTSD after yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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