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Theres some girl...

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...throwing up on my block.

 

 

I can hear her coughing and gagging, its terrible.

 

Its been going on for the past 10 minutes now with no sign of stopping.

 

Im predicting that she will cough up 40% of lungs in the process and a car crash caused by all the vomit coating the pavement.

 

What else is going on tonight out there in 12oz land?

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nuthin really nuthin goes on where i live and theres some girl thats proply sick lol

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Jeffersons...

 

Other than that...

 

ZZzzzzzzzzZZz...

 

P.S. To a deluxe apartment...

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haha there to homeless guys down at train tracks right now i can here them talk

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you should go outside and punch the vomit girl in the ovaries.

 

on my side of town... im watchin the girl play some video game i just bought for her.

dynasty warriors 4.

im still trying to keep my dinner down... ugh im so full.

chili's

artichoke dip.

fajita quesadillas.

tilapia.

im also trying to make the 8's on my girls ID into 3's.

her bday is less than a week away... but i wanna go to a bar with her this weekend.

no work tomorrow.

but im not getting drunk.

wtf?!

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you should go outside and punch the vomit girl in the ovaries.

 

on my side of town... im watchin the girl play some video game i just bought for her.

dynasty warriors 4.

im still trying to keep my dinner down... ugh im so full.

chili's

artichoke dip.

fajita quesadillas.

tilapia.

im also trying to make the 8's on my girls ID into 3's.

her bday is less than a week away... but i wanna go to a bar with her this weekend.

no work tomorrow.

but im not getting drunk.

wtf?!

 

so...your on a laptop or a cell phone and why the fuck would you wach some one play a game??

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so...your on a laptop or a cell phone and why the fuck would you wach some one play a game??

 

im on a folded over piece of cardboard with a shoestring attached to a 9 volt battery!

 

excuse me... let me go into detail for the teh n00bz.

im sitting here on my laptop waiting for this slow ass internet to load a page.

why?

becus my girlfriend is downloading a movie.

amadeus.

so while the page is loading... i conveniently glance over to see where she is in the game.

i learned how to multi-task before i escaped mothers womb.

kthnxbye.

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i seen some person arrest on my block and about 11 people pulled over and all them add stolen bikes

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im watching xena

playing with my cats ears

just finished lunch

going to go try and fix the cooling system in my car

some chemiweld should do the trick

then im going to eat some ice cream

tonight i shall go to a bar and get raging drunk to celebrate the fact im not dead

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I really wanted to be asleep by now but Die Hard came on HBO and i havnt seen it in a long ass time. Its 2am and I got to be at work at fucking 5am, fucking HBO

The old lady was just yelling at her cats for the 1000th time tonight, I hope she dies soon.

The guys on the other side had a really interesting dispute in my lawn earlyer, dudes girl beat the shit out of some scrawny dude, it was fucking funny.

And some fuck at wallmart put my first door ding in my 07 Truck, was going to happen sometime, damnit.

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2.30 pm

i woke up at 11am today

fuck yeah

go me

 

its 3:00am where i live

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