Mauler5150 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Yea I like paying for my girl too. But then I stop and think about all the shit ive bought and spent for her. Holy fuck. I could put that money to alot better use. Like on myself. :lol: Ah yes. You have finally seen the light!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 i dont think ive ever been on a real date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 no sex=im not paying for u [/color] most dudes just fuck prostitues, not date them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 no money no honey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 most dudes just fuck prostitues, not date them hahaha *golf clap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fun haver Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Re: ...with Raving! he's not 15, he's just banging zebradrips... :D haha, "eliteist graff hoe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 he's not 15, he's just banging zebradrips... :D touche' I see what you did there and I like it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Didn't read all the posts... But this is what I got.... It's sucks to go raving with a boner!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 This thread is all dating and no raving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 wow....now that you read some facts im sure your going to get all the girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 oh yeah ontz ontz ontz (rave music) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted August 26, 2007 Author Share Posted August 26, 2007 i get the girls because i rave to crunk music...oontz oontz oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 oh..so my friday night movie date turned into a dinner and a movie date. she asked me if i wanted to have some dinner first so we ate at Red Robin. after throwin down with a Royal RR, i pay the bill and tip. when she came back to the table she asked how much was her half and i told her not to worry about it. she asked if she could pick up the tip and i told her it was already taken care of. so she insisted on paying for the movie. i said no but she said she wouldnt watch it if i didnt let her pay for it. so i gave in. we saw Superbad and we both liked it. we hit it off pretty good and it turns out we have a lot in common. i drew a picture of two penis' in her lil day runner...one of me and one of her...heh! a female that can laugh at something like that has got to be a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 actually, most broads i date are madd cool.... but I also haven't dated a girl that one would consider hot in like 4-5 years My advice is to avoid girls that usually date older guys.. they expect you to spoil 'em and to appreciate the hell out of them because their 40 year old ex had a youth fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 I haven't had a real date in awhile...back in the days of my ex I was ballin outta control, didn't think anything of taking her out and dropping a grand on it Now I'm struggling with bills, fines, etc etc, so I just have girls come kick it at the crib, maybe go get some pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 i know some female that is like 22 and has two 40-something year old BFs. she does get spoiled too. when i was broke or when im broke i "make it a blockbuster night" with some pizza or some of my home cooking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 most of my dates consist of fast food and sex.... ...not necessarily in that order though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 fast sex then food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 sometimes fast food then sex sometimes sex then fast food sometimes fast sex then food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 what about fast food sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 what fast food place sells carrots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 i think wendys does. or just go to KFC and get a corn on the cobb...they come on a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Produce erection... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 i meant food sex....but fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 you mean like making love to a big mac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 any food, as long as it's fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 and a big mac doesn't make love, it fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Dating...with Raping! I am meeting up with a marketing director of an opera house tonight. Time to put my cultured hat on!! I am gonna dress like this... But seriously here is how the night is going. Tonight I am playing a show celebrating my birthday (which is actually tomorrow) all the musicians that I played with from the last 5 years are coming out tonight to have an open mic sorta thing all my friends are coming out its gonna be an insane night. Its also the bar managers birthday tonight too. So I am having this girl come out with her friends who I am friends with and after I set up at like 8:30pm (i guess the girl has to work early friday) we are gonna all have dinner and drinks together till I have to go on she is prolly gonna stay till the end of the first set where we will say goodnight to each other hopefully I get digits and another date out of it. Then I go back on to get sloppy and shit faced... How does that sound for a first date/hang out/2nd time we see each other? This girl aint even show up. Which wasnt that bad since I was completely shit faced by the time I went on stage. Then one of the beer promoting girls came and I just the whole time asked to see her boobs then the end of the night rolled around and she came up had her arm around me so I put my hand down the back of her pants(fucking nicest ass ever) then she gave me her #. So it wasnt a complete waste. I guess one of my friends is planning a trip to the comedy club and me and the girl I was supposed to have dinner with are gonna go. I really wanna smash on this girl bad she is classy from what people tell me and she is very hot like hot I think she might be jewish though which. I might have to borrow defy's holey jewsheet so I can smash her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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