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12oz boredom project - no homo

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a list in the works. how to do shit that will get you in trouble, out of trouble, or "blowed up."

 

knock someone out with a matchbox

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/443468/the_matchbox_knockout/

 

laser espionage device

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/767822/laser_espionage_microphone_how_to/

 

make a bump key, unlock doors.

 

create a fake identity

http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

 

portable 12volt air conditioner

http://www.instructables.com/id/EHNCAI7F54HJ6C4/

 

build your own letterpress

http://www.instructables.com/id/ED97Q95F54HJ5HZ/

 

re-surface a cd so it works again

http://www.instructables.com/id/EAPIE0IPAUEP286T9M/

 

 

 

 

ok, i'm done for now.

 

smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

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kidney theft (yeah, kidney theft)

 

DISCLAIMER: The CID and totse.tom do not encourage/condone the act of kidney theft. This document is solely for the purpose of entertainment and/or education on the subject. Organ theft is a serious crime, in fact it's one of few "crimes" that are plain evil! I have never stolen bodily organs and never would. What you do with this information is your choice and not the responsibilities of the author.

 

First you must find a 'mark', this is easy; just hire a hot chic to seduce some poor bastard and spike his drink to render him unconscious. Tell the woman to get him to rant a hotel room with a bathtub(this is where she'll knock him out). There are plenty of files on "knock out drops" and other poisons like that on the net.

 

After he's out it's time to get to work. The kidneys are located between the hips and ribs on the lower back. The incisions must be made on the back. Have someone with medical experience or at least anatomy knollege do this.

 

Sew up the incisions and prepare an ice bath in the bath tub. Make sure you run cold water with the ice and place the mark's legs and arms and head are not submerged so he doesn't drown or freeze. The ice will protect the incisions and kill the pain.

 

Leave a note on the mirror explaining that you stole one/both of his kidneys (at least leave him one for god's sake!) were stolen (apologize while your at it you sick, sadistic fuck!) and that he must call 911 immedietly!

 

And of course you must take care of the kidneys. I suggest wrapping it in two to three layers of plastic wrap, putting it in a plastic bag and suck the air out but don't suck too hard or you will damage the merchandise! Put it in a cooler with ice. Your kidney...ahem...THE KIDNEY YOU STOLE, YOU SICK FUCK, is now ready to be sold.

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How the fuck does one go about selling a kindey anyways?

And if somebody was awaiting a kidney transplant and one of his relatives just showed up with a kidney out of the blue all random and shit... wouldn't that kinda set off alarms with the doctors? Espescially when they have full access to TV and can see on the news that somebody got jacked for their kidneys?

 

Just saying.

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How the fuck does one go about selling a kindey anyways?

And if somebody was awaiting a kidney transplant and one of his relatives just showed up with a kidney out of the blue all random and shit... wouldn't that kinda set off alarms with the doctors? Espescially when they have full access to TV and can see on the news that somebody got jacked for their kidneys?

 

Just saying.

 

 

questions like that can get you killeded in chinatown.

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Nice thread.

 

 

i'll keep working on it, i expect people to add shit they've found, too. if ya

have links to scams, hacks, tips, tricks, build your own type ish, post 'em.

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Casek, I've been trying to find a free site that will allow me to do a background check on myself, but haven't had any luck - you know of any?

 

 

you have to pay for shit like that. if the last time you were in trouble was before you were legally an adult, you can go to the local cop shop and have your records sealed.

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Cool thread.

The only scam I could remember was a payphone scam to make free calls but they caught onto that.

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Cool thread.

The only scam I could remember was a payphone scam to make free calls but they caught onto that.

 

to be honest, this isn't about scams, it's just shit i think is cool.

scamming happens to be kinda cool to me, on paper, anyhow.

 

 

what's really cool to me are cardboard geodesic domes.

http://www.monkeyc.org/dome/

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Casek, I do like your thread you've got going, I will try to add some stuff to it later when I'm at work... also I will subscribe to this thread so I can see every time someone wants to say "lolz" or actually add something of relevance.

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See, like that, I got an email because ol' dude over here wanted to say "bump, that looks easy." I thought someone had something to add to the thread. Guess not, high five on bumping the thread though.

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I'd like to see a lot of DIY stuff here... that's really my favorite kinds of things. Just about all the other forums I belong to

explicitly outlaw "bumping" threads... they also outlaw bad use of grammar, capitalization, punctuation, and slang.... so pretty

much 80% of this forum would be boned if they weren't all holed up here on 12oz.

 

Anyway...

 

DIY in-line headphone amp

 

 

DIY cheap laser range finder (requires a bit of coding knowledge)

 

 

DIY laser "mini-mag light" hack

 

 

DIY solid state amplifier (forget about it if you can't read schematics)

 

 

Turn your old CRT into a fish tank

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not a hack or a scam, but i found out that today is free iced mocha and other coffee treats day at mcdonalds.

 

possibly every wednesday, i dont know. i dont really frequent that place unless im awake at 7 in the morning (rare)

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great thread.

 

only criticism, there is some seriously important information missing from the "steal a kidney" article. like everything between slicing the poor bastard open and then finally sewing him back up.:lol: :lol:

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