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AyeBee

I'm so fucking full

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I went out with my parents and had a bowl of peanuts, 3 dinner rolls, 3 Cokes, a potato skin, a bowl of chili, an order of steak fries, and a 32 oz Sirloin, nevermind the 2 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds I had like 45 minues before going with them

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My stomach agrees...in 4 trips to the toilet I have yet to produce anything solid

 

Dirty mopwater steez.

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last night i went to denny and had some french toast, eggs, chocolate milkshake, some nachos, some dr pepper and some cranberry iced tea. went home and took a watery ass shit. not cool.

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when youre climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter...

 

 

diarrhea....diarrhea

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i eat double meals at dennys and that is like fourth meal status.....but i know how ya feel ayebee sometimes i eat till i feel sick as fuck...hence the name fat ralphy

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My Dad bet me I couldn't eat the 32oz steak...everyone doubted me, even the waitress

 

The rest was just to further prove my dominance

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Props for this.

 

I attend weekly banquets with a few mates. Trying to out do each other eating too much. It's pretty dope. But we don't go to shitty restaurants to do it. Mainly asian restaurants.

 

Either way what you've achieved is a mighty fine effort. If I were your parent I'd be a proud man.

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When the waitress told me that she'd never seen anyone my size finish it, that it was always old, real fat guys, I told her that "I'm doin this to finally win the love and admiration of my father, there's no stopping me!"

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After she said that the correct response would have been "You know what? I would do you, yea I would totally do you..."

 

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gross.

 

 

 

having a baby in the belly, on top of eatting to much is the worst feeling. i feel like exploding

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when youre climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter...

 

 

diarrhea....diarrhea

 

 

when you're walking down the hall and you squirt it on the wall...

 

diarrhea....diarrhea

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when you're walking down the hall and you squirt it on the wall...

 

diarrhea....diarrhea

 

when your sliding into first and you feel a sudden burst...

diarrhea...diarrhea...

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denny's is for teenagers, old people, and drifters. i haven't eaten in a dennys since i was a teenager. /nohomo

 

When I was 16 or 17 hanging out with my guitarist and his friend (20 to 23) went to dennys after a party it was like the 3 time i had ever gotten drunk (maybe it was a little earlier than 16) we were in a corner booth i wasi n the middle. So shit faced and blacked out my guitarist patted me on the back real hard or something and i threw up all over the table infront of the 6 people at our table and the 6 people at the other table. MY guitarist sat there yelling at the messicans cleaning it up... luckily i dont remember a thing...

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when your sliding into first and you feel a sudden burst...

diarrhea...diarrhea...

when your walking through the grass and you feel something sliver down your .... diarrhea diarhea

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