Abracadabra Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 it is absolutely retarded that being shot in your school or workplace has become so common that it requires an article on how to avoid it. for those that would like to take note of some pointers, click here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 "Try talking to the shooter if you know them, but use caution. You could possibly change their mind, but remember, if they are standing there with a gun in their hand, they might not be convinced by anything.":lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 I cant finish it all. Its so fucking stupid. My contribution: http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Plane-Crash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 I cant finish it all. Its so fucking stupid. My contribution: http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Plane-Crash If you have nothing to moisten a cloth with (in order to protect yourself from smoke inhalation), you can use urine. This sort of breach of decorum is perfectly acceptable in such a situation. COOL... JUST AS LONG AS YOU SAY ITS OK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 "If there is soap, put it on the floor near the door to make it slippery. It may seem silly, but there is a good chance the shooter could slip and you could make your escape." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 hahahahah. oh fuck i just randomly keep soap in my pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Remember the C's: Calmness - screaming won't help you Cover - decrease your chances of being shot Common sense and instincts - move away from the shooter, windows, and doors. Creativity - i.e. putting soap on the floor Courage - it won't be easy Cellphone or landline phone - to call 911 or other emergency number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Remember the C's: Crips - Keep a few gangsta ass niggas around...just in case someone catches you slippin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 "If the shooter is facing you, quickly reach up and take hold of the barrel, and then aim it away from your body. The move should be as clean and economical as possible." sounds easy enough. "Then, punch him in the face or the throat as hard as you can. Hit him on the nose, jab your fingers into his eyes, or strike him with the heel of your open palm. Then use your free hand to grab the nonbusiness end of the gun. With two hands on the gun, you can knee the attacker in the groin. A better idea might be to twist your hands like they are revving a motorcycle engine. The weapon will pivot and break the gunman's finger inside the trigger guard." ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 that was helpful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 "If there is soap, put it on the floor near the door to make it slippery. It may seem silly, but there is a good chance the shooter could slip and you could make your escape." if i was the shooter, and some asshole tried to be funny and put soap on the floor so i would slip, then everyone would line up against the wall and i would shoot them in the head one by one. Remember the C's Crap in your pants and be a little pussy and hide so the shooter won't get mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 "Then, pick up a desk or some other shield and charge right at the shooter. There's a chance you'll be killed in the process, but if two or three people rush at once, there's also a chance that somebody will take him/her down. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 I would ask to suck his dick and then when he cums i would swallow And since everyone knows i give the best and longest blowjobs I would be buying time for everyone /nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 WHERE DO YOU WORK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 "Then, pick up a desk or some other shield and charge right at the shooter. There's a chance you'll be killed in the process, but if two or three people rush at once, there's also a chance that somebody will take him/her down. "[/color] wow google has sunk low Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 dance n graff so the shooter can shoot himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 just make friends with all the quiet awkward ones, you'll be alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 just act like a fuckin nutjob who was just about to do your own shooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 um, obviously...: Lock the bathroom door if you are able to. If there is soap, put it on the floor near the door to make it slippery. It may seem silly, but there is a good chance the shooter could slip and you could make your escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 dance n graff so the shooter can shoot himself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA now that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 "Grab a fat kid, put him between you and the shooter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 the soap thing is the funniest I cant believe that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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