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GOOGLE's "how to" of the day: How to survive a school or workplace shooting

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it is absolutely retarded that being shot in your school or workplace has become so common that it requires an article on how to avoid it.

 

for those that would like to take note of some pointers, click here

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"Try talking to the shooter if you know them, but use caution. You could possibly change their mind, but remember, if they are standing there with a gun in their hand, they might not be convinced by anything.":lol:

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I cant finish it all.

 

Its so fucking stupid.

 

My contribution: http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Plane-Crash

 

If you have nothing to moisten a cloth with (in order to protect yourself from smoke inhalation), you can use urine. This sort of breach of decorum is perfectly acceptable in such a situation.

 

COOL... JUST AS LONG AS YOU SAY ITS OK!

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"If there is soap, put it on the floor near the door to make it slippery. It may seem silly, but there is a good chance the shooter could slip and you could make your escape."

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Remember the C's:

Calmness - screaming won't help you

Cover - decrease your chances of being shot

Common sense and instincts - move away from the shooter, windows, and doors.

Creativity - i.e. putting soap on the floor

Courage - it won't be easy

Cellphone or landline phone - to call 911 or other emergency number.

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Remember the C's:

Crips - Keep a few gangsta ass niggas around...just in case someone catches you slippin.

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"If the shooter is facing you, quickly reach up and take hold of the barrel, and then aim it away from your body. The move should be as clean and economical as possible."

 

sounds easy enough.

 

 

 

"Then, punch him in the face or the throat as hard as you can. Hit him on the nose, jab your fingers into his eyes, or strike him with the heel of your open palm. Then use your free hand to grab the nonbusiness end of the gun. With two hands on the gun, you can knee the attacker in the groin. A better idea might be to twist your hands like they are revving a motorcycle engine. The weapon will pivot and break the gunman's finger inside the trigger guard."

 

 

 

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"If there is soap, put it on the floor near the door to make it slippery. It may seem silly, but there is a good chance the shooter could slip and you could make your escape."

 

if i was the shooter, and some asshole tried to be funny and put soap on the floor so i would slip, then everyone would line up against the wall and i would shoot them in the head one by one.

 

Remember the C's

Crap in your pants and be a little pussy and hide so the shooter won't get mad.

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"Then, pick up a desk or some other shield and charge right at the shooter. There's a chance you'll be killed in the process, but if two or three people rush at once, there's also a chance that somebody will take him/her down. "

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I would ask to suck his dick and then when he cums i would swallow

 

And since everyone knows i give the best and longest blowjobs

 

I would be buying time for everyone

 

/nohomo

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"Then, pick up a desk or some other shield and charge right at the shooter. There's a chance you'll be killed in the process, but if two or three people rush at once, there's also a chance that somebody will take him/her down. "[/color]

 

wow

google has sunk low

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um, obviously...:

 

 

Lock the bathroom door if you are able to. If there is soap, put it on the floor near the door to make it slippery. It may seem silly, but there is a good chance the shooter could slip and you could make your escape.

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