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Seriously fixes every problem.

 

It's fucking hot outside and I no longer feel like taking shit off my car.

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yeah so far today ive resealed the broken seam on a toothpaste tube, filled in the gap of the callus that ripped off my left hand and reattached a piece of plastic to my center console.

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yes i had to take out the center console to get the piece back from the abyss.

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I've created the permanent condom with superglue. Wait til dry before applying to vagina/ass

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superglue sucks on skin

 

Originally created for sealing wounds on the battlefield...Gotta be dope.

 

yeah it does suck getting on you, but it's actually good for sealing up gashes. my cousin stepped on a big piece of glass the day before he was supposed to go on a surf trip to mexico, all he did was put super glue on it to let it heal. it worked like a champ.

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this glue is the most super of all super glues i think

that shit is strong

 

it's probably a gimmick, the real shit comes in tiny tubes.

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gorilla glue isnt that good. fact. look it up in fine woodworkings last issue

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gorilla glue isnt that good. fact. look it up in fine woodworkings last issue

 

You might want to edit the area I've selected in bold...

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today i superglued, a bumper sticker that was falling off my car..... my speaker cover in my car, a public toilet seat, and then i grabbed the glue instead of the lube and glued my hand to my dick...... and now im typing with one hand

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Good in gashes?? I always assumed the stuff would be bad for you.

 

I guess not.

 

on gashes. not in. if you hold it shut, then put a coat of superglue over it and let it dry, then it will act like a banded/layer of skin. protecting it, keeping it shut, and letting it heal.

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