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Abracadabra

don't you hate it when

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i need vengance,

 

 

except i've been drinking on an empty stomach

so it's hard to stay angry

 

 

i'm a happy drunk

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i really don't think you're mean. i think you're just an aussie austin. people take marsupials for people, which clearly you are not.

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an ausie from austin but not really from texas. just an awesome would be the correct verbage; but i don't know, maybe you're not so rockin'

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There was a kid a few years ago that microwaved a pocket pussy thing to get it...fuck...I guess to get it hot.

 

Anyhow, it was hotter on the inside than on the out as microwaves tend to do, and he burned his dick when he went to use it.

 

Hot pockets!

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