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Dear Puerto Rican lady in Wal-Mart,

 

Your bright orange bleach job does not look good. I don't know what you were thinking. It does not match your olive skin tone whatsoever.

 

That halter top is also not flattering. It looks like you're wearing a heavyweight title belt made of blubber.

 

Your jeans are also missing their pockets, and the acidwashed look is no longer in fashion.

 

Stop having children and please make an attempt at learning english.

 

Yours Truly,

H

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That is all the Walmarts in Miami

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Fucking Puerto Ricans.

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Dear Puerto Rican lady in Wal-Mart,

 

Your bright orange bleach job does not look good. I don't know what you were thinking. It does not match your olive skin tone whatsoever.

 

That halter top is also not flattering. It looks like you're wearing a heavyweight title belt made of blubber.

 

Your jeans are also missing their pockets, and the acidwashed look is no longer in fashion.

 

Stop having children and please make an attempt at learning english.

 

Yours Truly,

H

 

 

 

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Yo, screw Wal-Mart. And their crap ColorPlace paint is nearly the same price as Rusto nowadays, from what I hear.

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The 99 cent shit? It's still 99 cents, mang.

 

See. Mams lives in Puerto Rico for chissakes, and he can speak english. Better than 99% of the users on here, actually. Why is it that the bleach job wimmins in Wal-Mart, at the bus stop, or the DMV, or wherever else i go in public can't seem to latch onto the fact that they no longer dwell on the beautiful island of Puerto Rico, and most people here speak english? Everyone else seems to manage or at least attempt it. That's all I ask. Waiting in the express lane with two ladies in front of me saying mira every two seconds is annoying as fuck.

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Fucking Puerto Ricans.

 

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" Yo us puerto ricans gotta stick together!!!"

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Yo, screw Wal-Mart. And their crap ColorPlace paint is nearly the same price as Rusto nowadays, from what I hear.

 

colorplace is around a dollar....rusto is a little over $3.

 

 

*edit* But when you hold a can of rusto, its like holding three other shit brands.

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The 99 cent shit? It's still 99 cents, mang.

 

See. Mams lives in Puerto Rico for chissakes, and he can speak english. Better than 99% of the users on here, actually. Why is it that the bleach job wimmins in Wal-Mart, at the bus stop, or the DMV, or wherever else i go in public can't seem to latch onto the fact that they no longer dwell on the beautiful island of Puerto Rico, and most people here speak english? Everyone else seems to manage or at least attempt it. That's all I ask. Waiting in the express lane with two ladies in front of me saying mira every two seconds is annoying as fuck.

 

 

on the west coast there are many mexicanos, salvis, etc that refuse to learn english. and come to me speaking in spanish and i just stare hoping they'll at least attempt an english word. usually that hope becomes futile.

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theo, you no speako spanisho?

 

hahaha i speak a little. i can get by in convo. i just think people in this country should learn english. so everyone can be on the same page. they seem to think it's too much to ask

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two ladies in front of me saying mira every two seconds is annoying as fuck.

 

I'm glad other people notice that too.

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, or the DMV,quote]

 

 

You gotta go to the one in enfield...quick short lines all white people they failed me for my drivers test though... I am gonna go back to not posting on the ounce anymore k bai...

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The 99 cent shit? It's still 99 cents, mang.

 

See. Mams lives in Puerto Rico for chissakes, and he can speak english. Better than 99% of the users on here, actually. Why is it that the bleach job wimmins in Wal-Mart, at the bus stop, or the DMV, or wherever else i go in public can't seem to latch onto the fact that they no longer dwell on the beautiful island of Puerto Rico, and most people here speak english? Everyone else seems to manage or at least attempt it. That's all I ask. Waiting in the express lane with two ladies in front of me saying mira every two seconds is annoying as fuck.

 

 

PUERTO RICANS ARE AMERICANS.

 

WE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT IN OUR COUNTRY.

 

INCLUDING HAVING COLORFUL HAIR.

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