HAL Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Dear Puerto Rican lady in Wal-Mart, Your bright orange bleach job does not look good. I don't know what you were thinking. It does not match your olive skin tone whatsoever. That halter top is also not flattering. It looks like you're wearing a heavyweight title belt made of blubber. Your jeans are also missing their pockets, and the acidwashed look is no longer in fashion. Stop having children and please make an attempt at learning english. Yours Truly, H 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 que? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 That's what you get for going to Wal-mart in the first place, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Fucking Puerto Ricans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 That is all the Walmarts in Miami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Fucking Puerto Ricans. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Dear Puerto Rican lady in Wal-Mart, Your bright orange bleach job does not look good. I don't know what you were thinking. It does not match your olive skin tone whatsoever. That halter top is also not flattering. It looks like you're wearing a heavyweight title belt made of blubber. Your jeans are also missing their pockets, and the acidwashed look is no longer in fashion. Stop having children and please make an attempt at learning english. Yours Truly, H i lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Yo, screw Wal-Mart. And their crap ColorPlace paint is nearly the same price as Rusto nowadays, from what I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 The 99 cent shit? It's still 99 cents, mang. See. Mams lives in Puerto Rico for chissakes, and he can speak english. Better than 99% of the users on here, actually. Why is it that the bleach job wimmins in Wal-Mart, at the bus stop, or the DMV, or wherever else i go in public can't seem to latch onto the fact that they no longer dwell on the beautiful island of Puerto Rico, and most people here speak english? Everyone else seems to manage or at least attempt it. That's all I ask. Waiting in the express lane with two ladies in front of me saying mira every two seconds is annoying as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 no comprendo mierda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Fucking Puerto Ricans. " Yo us puerto ricans gotta stick together!!!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSone Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I dont get it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 fact: all puerto ricans have at least one puertorican flag on them at all times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Yo, screw Wal-Mart. And their crap ColorPlace paint is nearly the same price as Rusto nowadays, from what I hear. colorplace is around a dollar....rusto is a little over $3. *edit* But when you hold a can of rusto, its like holding three other shit brands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 The 99 cent shit? It's still 99 cents, mang. See. Mams lives in Puerto Rico for chissakes, and he can speak english. Better than 99% of the users on here, actually. Why is it that the bleach job wimmins in Wal-Mart, at the bus stop, or the DMV, or wherever else i go in public can't seem to latch onto the fact that they no longer dwell on the beautiful island of Puerto Rico, and most people here speak english? Everyone else seems to manage or at least attempt it. That's all I ask. Waiting in the express lane with two ladies in front of me saying mira every two seconds is annoying as fuck. on the west coast there are many mexicanos, salvis, etc that refuse to learn english. and come to me speaking in spanish and i just stare hoping they'll at least attempt an english word. usually that hope becomes futile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 theo, you no speako spanisho? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 " Yo us puerto ricans gotta stick together!!!" best post ever........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 theo, you no speako spanisho? hahaha i speak a little. i can get by in convo. i just think people in this country should learn english. so everyone can be on the same page. they seem to think it's too much to ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 speaking of la nguag e, wha t is rae don chong/////// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 fact: all puerto ricans have at least one puertorican flag on them at all times :lol: :lol: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 two ladies in front of me saying mira every two seconds is annoying as fuck. I'm glad other people notice that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 , or the DMV,quote] You gotta go to the one in enfield...quick short lines all white people they failed me for my drivers test though... I am gonna go back to not posting on the ounce anymore k bai... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 The 99 cent shit? It's still 99 cents, mang. See. Mams lives in Puerto Rico for chissakes, and he can speak english. Better than 99% of the users on here, actually. Why is it that the bleach job wimmins in Wal-Mart, at the bus stop, or the DMV, or wherever else i go in public can't seem to latch onto the fact that they no longer dwell on the beautiful island of Puerto Rico, and most people here speak english? Everyone else seems to manage or at least attempt it. That's all I ask. Waiting in the express lane with two ladies in front of me saying mira every two seconds is annoying as fuck. PUERTO RICANS ARE AMERICANS. WE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT IN OUR COUNTRY. INCLUDING HAVING COLORFUL HAIR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 AND STABBING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I love rican girls, before they go through the"tranformation" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Transformation* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I love rican girls, before they go through the"tranformation" puberty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 No, the getting obese and having atleast three seeds stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I thought you meant when they turn into cars and jet planes. Which I agree, it's very unattractive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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