DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 If you had the opportunity to tell everyone on earth one sentence, what would it be? Earth people, I was born on Jupiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_I Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 TAG! YOURE IT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Chris Farley LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_I Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 this is funny... NIGGA SAID DEF JUX. THEM NIGGAS DONT EVEN RHYME HALF THE TIME...EVERYONE ON THAT WHOLE LABEL SOUNDS LIKE AN ANGRY ASS JEWISH GUIDANCE COUNSELOR ON MAD COUGH SYRUP READING THE PERIODIC TABLE AND RANDOM PASSAGES FROM THE SCIENTOLOGY BIBLE WITH A WACK ASS RUSSIAN COSMONAUT INSTRUMENTAL PLAYIN IN THE BACKGROUND, THAT SHIT HAS ZERO BOUNCE FACTOR. ILL SHOOT THAT SHIT B. -MERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I shall not argue against it from the supposed impossibility of infinite succession, barely and absolutely considered in itself; for a reason which shall be mentioned hereafter: but if we consider such an infinite progression, as one entire endless series of beings can have no cause from without, of its existence; because in it are supposed to be included all things that are or ever were in the universe: and ’tis plain it can have no reason within itself, of its existence; because no one being in this infinite succession is supposed to be self-existent or necessary (which is the only ground or reason of existence of any thing, that can be imagined within the thing itself, as with presently more fully appear), but every one dependent on the foregoing: and where no part is necessary; ’tis manifest the whole cannot be necessary; absolute necessity of existence, not being an outward, relative, and accidental determination; but an inward and essential property of the nature of the thing which so exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 the womens and the whiskey, they would not let me pray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Scarlett Johansen, fuck me right now, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 WHY CANT WE JUST ALL GET ALONG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Have any of you seen Carmen Sandiego??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 no fat chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 deez nuts or /nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Have any of you seen Carmen Sandiego??? You have to be old... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 You have to be old... why yes, yes i am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I'M IN UR EARTH, STEALING UR WIMMINZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 if you find a bag of weed on the floor motherfucker what the fuck you gone do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Earth people, I was born on Jupiter. New York to California.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Get over yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK AND ROLL BLACK METAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 if you find a bag of weed on the floor motherfucker what the fuck you gone do? look for the person who dropped it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 drink, smoke, fuck, eat, love, laugh, cry and die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 id take a big breath and knock out a run-on sentence like "most of you are really fucking stupid so, if you could, do me a favor and stop being so short sighted, greedy, pious, and generally hateful, then youll actually have a reason to raise your kids to be good human beings because, otherwise, why bother, they are just going to turn into you and all of your work will be negated." then id hit them all off with a fruit basket just to prove im not some shitty hippie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin crushed by buildings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Have any of you seen Carmen Sandiego??? Hahaha, very nicely done. Used to have that game on floppy disc in like 94 or something. I would have to think very hard before deciding what to yell. Something to make all the people who aren't total fucking retards band together and kick the living shit out of all the retards that seem to be in control. Rage against the machine type shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 only gay people tag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 id take a big breath and knock out a run-on sentence like "most of you are really fucking stupid so, if you could, do me a favor and stop being so short sighted, greedy, pious, and generally hateful, then youll actually have a reason to raise your kids to be good human beings because, otherwise, why bother, they are just going to turn into you and all of your work will be negated." then id hit them all off with a fruit basket just to prove im not some shitty hippie. ha, ha....that's pretty good. I want my fruit basket, you hippie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Have any of you seen Carmen Sandiego??? this dude had me crackin up :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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