potholder Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 my uncle was a raging alcoholic, and tried his best to hide it from his wife. he used to put bottles in the tank of the toilet and stash them in the dog house. he died after drinking a bottle of rubbing alcohol. rip frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 it's funny when a teenager posts a thread thinking that he's dealing with other teenagers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 you ever put a bottle of beer in your bum to hide it? man i thought it hurt going in wait till you have to retrieve that thing JESUS CHRIIIST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 woah buddy! i hide my drinks in my belly. i hide mine in my stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 I had an extra circulatory system installed in my body. I pump a 5th of bankers club vodka into it. Whenever i feel like being drunk i just hit a small button installed on my neck to slowly release the alcohol into my bloodstream. I am above having bottles to hide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 are you in a wheelchair and your piss goes through a tube into a plastic bag strapped to your leg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 in my stuff animals and teddy bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 um, what happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 i dont get the point of hiding booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago1 Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 the guy needs ideas were to hide it so hes askin..try the fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 ...already been suggested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 ....victoria's secret catalogs... Oh yes....that was my steez.....and then I learned how to delete the interweb history.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Sometimes I'll hide a bottle outside the bar in an alley so when me and my friends go outside to smoke we have a little something to throw back, sans bar prices. I also recently racked a pair of these sandals that have a built in flask and I'll turn my singles into doubles when no ones looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 sandals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 i hide my beer in the book shelf behind " alcohol anonymous " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 If you're hiding your liquor and you're not a teenage kid living with your parents, then you've got a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 If you're hiding your liquor and you're not a teenage kid living with your parents, then you've got a problem. On point drunken.. I might hide a bottle in my girls cooch... I call it the Hooch Cooch Hiderartor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 IOU you should have said "i hide my hooch in my girl's cooch" that rhyme scheme woulda been kinda funny. but i see you already have a rhyme scheme going there.. that works too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 IOU you should have said "i hide my hooch in my girl's cooch" that rhyme scheme woulda been kinda funny. but i see you already have a rhyme scheme going there.. that works too NO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 i hide my booze in my belly...get in my belly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 you ever put a bottle of beer in your bum to hide it? man i thought it hurt going in wait till you have to retrieve that thing JESUS CHRIIIST yeh its easier putting it in cus the top of the bottle slides in nice and easy with adequate amounts of lube i used to do work across the border Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 not quite more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 hooch cooch riot, RIOT, hide that bottle of beeer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 isnt hooch weed? it is where i come from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 canada? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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