fat ralphy Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 dude lock up the other cat....leave food on the patio and open the door......if no luck then you fuckd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 threadstarters a moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
correct Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 battlecat got out once for three days. i ended up finding her hiding in the garage of the house, which was more like a storage space for the landlord. its possible i guess. or my cat is super smart or maybe super dumb. im not sure which. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 what you need to do is make a cattrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 i hope this happens NEDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movementsmagazine Posted August 5, 2007 Author Share Posted August 5, 2007 i just got back from her house when i let the dog out, it ran to this pile of whatever (her yard has tons of shit in it plus is real overgrown, and fenced in) the cat darted out and the dog chased it, which led to the cat retreating back to some bushes. my sister and i tried looking through everything with flashlights but it was too dark. but the cat's in the yard. and the yard has a pretty high fence. i left food and water on the deck. im hoping to keep it alive and within the yard until this dumb broad comes home so she can deal with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipchart Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 So now both cats are missing? Sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movementsmagazine Posted August 5, 2007 Author Share Posted August 5, 2007 no. the other cat has been locked in the basement. the same one has been missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 dude how hard is it to look around the yard for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 hahaha why don't you guys just give cnue some slack, shit. i mean cats go missing all the time, shit happens to everyone. he made a simple mistake that anyone could have made, especially if they don't usually deal with pets. just a thought sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movementsmagazine Posted August 5, 2007 Author Share Posted August 5, 2007 the yard is like vietnam. shit is so overgrown. thick bushes, dead brush etc. it's a pretty intricate yard for cats, especially if they're looking for a place to hide, and this damn cat is real good at hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 light it on fire... baked cat is good this time of year.. god im a monster.. im kidding about the baked cat.. fried is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dude youre a pussy. I would have just body slammed the cat while I had the chance. Getting clawed beats the shit out of a whole pissed off family knowing youre a fucking dumbass who cant even watch a FUCKING CAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 I hope the X-Games aren't exploiting that cat.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dude youre a pussy. I would have just body slammed the cat while I had the chance. Getting clawed beats the shit out of a whole pissed off family knowing youre a fucking dumbass who cant even watch a FUCKING CAT. If he cant watch a cat? how is he gonna take care of the WIFEY?:lol: :lol: way to lose the trust there CNUE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 exactly. what if the wife tries to get out of the house! she can actually talk and tell people you've kept her trapped in the basement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 you've just gotta get the wife one of those collars with a bell on it, that way you can find her easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cart_Monkey Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 My friend house sat once. It was in the burbs far away from Detroit. It was for a family that was never able to have kids...but they had a cat. had its own room...clothes...tv...and bed. more disturbing than the fact that it had a people sized bed, was the fact that every day my friend had to drive the cat to school. Apparently it knew how to count and do math. For a couple grand, your cat could do the same People are intensely fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Did you even read the thread Cart_monkey?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 hahahhahahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNyqXsv4Ueo wicked short cartoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 speaking of cat sitting we are gonna be out of town for a month/over a month and have noone in this town to watch our cat. no clue what we're gonna do. of course im the only one stressed out about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 congrats, u just made it into The Ouncers vol2. coming soon expect big things kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 speaking of cat sitting we are gonna be out of town for a month/over a month and have noone in this town to watch our cat. no clue what we're gonna do. of course im the only one stressed out about it Just leave a shitload of dry food and water in multible bowels. And a couple litter boxes. And I'd clip his claws before you bounce too unless you feel like coming home to a shreaded apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 cats dont really ration well. they just sort of eat when theres food. atleast the ones ive known have done this. there's probably a cat sitting service. or maybe a neighbor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Sons...if you cant watch a cat...good luck with a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 cats dont really ration well. they just sort of eat when theres food. I've done it. Not for a month but for a week or two. And there was still a little left when we got home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Shit, whenever my mom goes OT, the fucking dog WILL NOT EAT A GODDAMNED THING. And normally the dog is like.....he sits by his bowl until you put food in it....he knows when 6:00pm rolls around that its motherfucking dinner time and he scarfs that shit down on the quickness. Its strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 did dude ever find the cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 naw, his girly killed him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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