movementsmagazine Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 so my girl and her family are in europe for a week and a half. they asked me to house sit for them, aka let the dog out in the fenced in back yard a few times a day. they have two cats, and they aren't suppose to go outside. well, one of them did. it hid under the gazebo for about 3 hours, while we ate pizza and waited for it to come out. then somehow it dissapeared. after looking through the yard and shit, i still havent found it. im sitting on the deck waiting for it. even though it's an indoor cat, anyone know if they are actually smart enough to return for food and whatnot? this really is a sweet dillema. her family is pretty attatched to this thing, too. shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Yea youre pretty fucked there pal. Good job at failing. Thats what you get for sitting on your fat ass rather than actually trying to get the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 What's your girls number?? She gonna be single soon.. So you know... Hook it up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 ^^^^^:lol: :lol: ..... you should do what that foo from meet the fockers did? go get another cat that looks the same...:huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 yea your pretty stupid for sittin on your ass instead of going to go and get it but it should come back unless it gets hit by a car or eaten by hobos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 ^^^ way to give the guy hope?..but you're right..he probably got ran over by now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movementsmagazine Posted August 4, 2007 Author Share Posted August 4, 2007 haha ive been looking for it since 5pm. it's now 1130. im sitting on on her deck waiting for it. it's not ike i havent done shit. faaahkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Making a thread on a message board will surely get the cat back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 u made it seem like you just ate pizza and didnt give a fuck....but wow if its not back yet than maybe you should start thinking of what youre gonna say =)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movementsmagazine Posted August 4, 2007 Author Share Posted August 4, 2007 idno i put food and water out now, and the door is cracked so it can come in so i hope it comes back. if not im skipping town because i really am not lookin forward to that awkward conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN SO THE OTHER ONE CAN GET OUT. SWEET IDEA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 On a deck... Fucking enjoy the house.. Get smashed to oblivion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 hahaha i dont think putting food and leaving the door open is such a good idea...if the cat was near the house to even see the food and come back you would have found it by now...and like someone said above...the other cat might leave.. AHAHAH in that case YOU'RE truely FUCKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 indoor cats wont go very far check the neighbors yards.. like under the decks and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Doood.. Didn't you ever see that Malcolm In The Middle where they left the food and door open?? You want a bunch street ass grimy cats up in that place?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 cats are smart.. but.. they recognize the scent of her and her family... not of you... jajaja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 ^^^^ i bet he cheered up until he saw the part that said "NOT OF YOU" hhahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 just leave some tuna out, it'll come back. probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Indoor cats don't come back once they get free. You coulda enticed it back by shaking it's food bag while it was still under the gezebo, but you were dumb enough to think that he'd just come back on his own. You're fucked now. You might as well just throw a party at their crib and bang another broad in your girls bed. And post flicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 yea do that and steal their stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 HAHAHAAH i still think if you care enough about your ex not dumping your ass .. u should fucking go bombing and try to find him at the same time? 2 birds with one stone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movementsmagazine Posted August 4, 2007 Author Share Posted August 4, 2007 nah duded i did that. i also had cat treats and shit. i also tried to get it out with some random pole, but it ran out, ran around aimlessly then hid back under the gazebo. whatever. this isn't too bad. i found some alcohol in this supposedly dry house, so i'm not worrying about it. fuck it ill go to the shelter and get her a new cat or parrot or tugboat or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Yo if this nigga was seriously dumb enough to leave the door open then that other cat is LONG since ghost.:lol: Oh man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Some hobo is probably raping the cat and saving it for later as we speak.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Yeah bro. "I lost your precious Fiffi, but here's a really cool parrot to make up for it". That's gonna go over REAL well homie.:lol: Pretty much the only thing you can even do now to redeem yourself is to throw a keger. And bang another broad in your girls bed. And post flicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 ^^^^ i agree... smash another broad and post some flicks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 my cat will leave for the night sometimes and come back the next day, i guess pussy needs pussy too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movementsmagazine Posted August 4, 2007 Author Share Posted August 4, 2007 the cat ran out when i let the dog out it was quick and im drunk and this fuck.......................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 You shoulda locked the cats in a room when you let the dogs out. Cats are sneaky like that. Espescially when they're not yours. Now quit bitching and get that party started. It's friday night for Gods sake. Just make a few phone calls and tell people to bring beer and freinds. And womens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 i still say loot the place think how much shit they got if they have their own fuckin gazebo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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