Mauler5150 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 We have twinkies over here, I have had them before. I t was a long time ago, but I have had them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 http://www.douglassreport.com/dailydose/dd200410/dd20041019.html Snack-cake breakfast ends in violence When 9 year-old Kevin Logan opened up his Little Debbie Zebra snack cake on the school bus one morning, he surely had no idea that the mere sight of the confection would send the child next to him into a violent rage… Yet that's exactly what happened when Kevin wouldn't share his sugary breakfast (Little Debbie for breakfast - great parenting, huh?) with the boy sitting beside him. Before Kevin knew what was happening, his aggressor had smacked him upside the head with a stuffed Tweety Bird doll. When Kevin defended, he was slammed into the bus window, dragged to the aisle and stomped. By the time the bus driver pulled his attacker off of him, poor Kevin was unconscious. No one knows what became of the Zebra Cake, but I'm sure it must have ended up in the bully's belly. It just goes to show how powerful and addictive sugar can be - people will resort to violence to get it. Of course, this did happen in North Carolina, one of the fattest states in the Union (or should I say former Confederacy)… After his release from the local hospital, Kevin's mom no doubt treated him to a lunch of Ding Dongs and Ho-Hos down at the corner 7 Eleven. I wonder: What will Kevin end up like as an adult? I'm sure he'll blame his glands for his 58-inch waist and amputated legs from diabetes. Either that, or he'll sue Little Debbie. His mother's the one he should sue, though. Eating habits are learned, not instinctual. Never sugarcoating things ('cause I'm sweet enough already), William Campbell Douglass II, MD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I've honestly never even heard of a 9 year old stomping another 9 year old out cold. That's one raw ass 9 year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 its funny that porkchop tries to represent san fran so hard..yet she doesnt contribute shit to the sf brickslayers thread........im a mean drunk and living in a city with girls like porkchop is why alot of fools go fag...good thing i got a legit girlfriend i think your city just doesn't have enough of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Yo my man, I just have to know. Was that story about you crashing at her house only to wake up to her bare ass farting in your face true or what?:lol: yes, it's true. even porkchop confirmed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 i cant believe how stupid porkchop is why does she even want to be accepted by this community anyways? i suffered a similar sort of banishment on a car forum, where everybody clowned on me because i was a thug. then i got banned and realized that i could fuck half the guys up on that car forum so i let it drop. then i went out and broke into a few luxury sedans, got a nice garmin GPS, a few purses and cellphones, a 5.1 megapixel camera, and a nice set of powerhead tools that i lifted out of the back of this workvan. it made me feel alot better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Haha, this thread... remember when it took the turn for snack cake discussion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 this shit has gone to forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 if that is poop, it's the most delicious looking poop i've ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 when porkchop was a little girl, what the fuck is up with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 everyone called this broad ugly and fat. anybody have a picture of her? or a link to another thread that has her in it? if not no biggie i really dont care, well maybe i do but whatever lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuNkEy5564 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 ^^PM eastbay. i'm sure he may have a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Here ya go Munkey. This whole thread was basically in response to this other thread she started that got closed. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=119462 Its all her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: this shit has gone to forum ...in response to this thread http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=119007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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