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when porkchop was a little girl, perhaps around the age of 8 or 9, she would often find herself sitting idly in the bathtub.

 

staring. contemplating. about what, i'm not sure.

 

different things.

 

occassionally she would release a warm intestinal gas from her lower abdomen, exiting her anal region. she would often marvel at the wonderous nature and motion of the gaseous bubble as it made its aqueous trek from the lower extremeties of the bathtub up to the surface -- like a whale coming up to release air from its blowhole.

 

the bubble would then pop, and soon thereafter, a stench would fill the air.

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when porkchop was a little girl, perhaps around the age of 8 or 9, she would often find herself sitting idly in the bathtub.

 

staring. contemplating. about what, i'm not sure.

 

different things.

 

occassionally she would release a warm intestinal gas from her lower abdomen, exiting her anal region. she would often marvel at the wonderous nature and motion of the gaseous bubble as it made its aqueous trek from the lower extremeties of the bathtub up to the surface -- like a whale coming up to release air from its blowhole.

 

the bubble would then pop, and soon thereafter, a stench would fill the air.

 

 

Yo my man, I just have to know. Was that story about you crashing at her house only to wake up to her bare ass farting in your face true or what?:lol:

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This cocaine energy drink is nothing like cocaine.

 

 

Ive yet to come up with dope philosophy that I think is genius but everyone else cant stand.

 

 

at least this is a universal truth:

 

porkchop basically boils down to a fat, ugly, upper middle class bitch in which every step of her life is done to seek attention

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Glik0...Thats the second time you've called her middle class...

I don't know what shes actually like but based on what I've seen and heard, I find that extremely hard to believe.

Where I come from that is straight up trash.

 

True story.

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