shitting Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I'd assume in Australia if you told the cop you were drunk he would just say, "You call that drunk? THIS IS DRUNK" Then chug a bottle of JD and pass out. hahaha in Australia, if you get done but your just a little bit over the blood alcohol limit they still have to give you a blood test (which is the official one) at the cop shop. often people sober up enough before this gets done. is it the same there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 we do what is called a "ben cousins" in australia we see an rbt we pull over get out and run like hell it's only a ben cousins if you leave your wife in the passenger seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Drinking and driving is retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Where I'm from your second DUI is an automatic year. My boy was sentanced to two years and ended up picking up an extra year on top of that because his girl put her hand on his leg when she came to see him. Not his dick... his leg. They gave him an extra year for that shit. So basically my mans did 3 years on some DUI shit. I'm surprized I never caught one myself. Last time I got busted I was slurring like a motherfucker and the cop actually threatened to give me a "doowie" if I said one more word. I obviously didn't say another word. I also got pulled over when I was 19 drunk as a skunk, with a suspended liscense, driving a stolen car... and still managed to talk my way out of it without my liscense or the plates even being ran. And was told to have a good night and be carefull driving home. That was a long time ago though. Shit aint like that nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 ...And DEFINATELY get a lawyer. Whether you get found guilty or not, it'll at least soften the blow. And that goes with anything. The money is definately worth it if you can scrounge it. Fuck a public pretender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 There is also the fact that if you don't submit to a DUI test, the worst they can do is throw you in jail and take your license away. If you get a DUI, you'll FOR SURE get that, plus hella fines, classes, and bullshit. In my state its automatic 90 day suspension and driving classes for saying no to a dui test or dont blow. Possesion of alcohol as a minor is auto 150 days suspension and driving classes. Dui is 90day suspension and classes how the fuck does that work? I got possesion of alcohol as a minor... DONT PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS OR BEHIND YOUR BACK IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE!!! They dont like that... I had no clue the judge was like "Havent you ever been to court before?!" I just looked around I was the only one in the place with a collard shirt slacks looking like I didnt just rob a convienece store. I just was like "Uhhh no never...?" He was like "hahaha oh" then proceeded to ram me in the ass with $350 fine and suspension of my license.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 wow all that for possesion of alcohol as a minor? harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 yea i couldnt believe it. although the only reason I got that was because I am a good actor and they forgot to bloodtest me after my caraccident... If the ambulance is there they dont make you "blow." They expect the doctors to do the blood test afterwards. I was wasted and fell asleep at the wheel. Woke up as I am doing 75mph straight into a tree and flipped my 00 maxima (i reccomend this car to anyone the way this car was built saved my life I should be dead) DRINKING AND DRIVING IS WRONG!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoor 4 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Drinking and driving is retarded. I second that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountHolyoke Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 arent you required to blow....like by law....cause you signed the paper saying youd give a breath, urine or blood test....do you get a choice in which test to choose? i'm pretty sure it differs state to state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I hope you don't live in Texas.... I met a lady once workin on her third time in jail for DUI. She was starting out her 20 year sentence. The average cost of a DUI in Tarrant county is $12,000 Of course you need lawyer dumbass. But yeah, you're fucked anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountHolyoke Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 DONT PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS OR BEHIND YOUR BACK IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE!!! They dont like that... I had no clue the judge was like "Havent you ever been to court before?!" I just looked around I was the only one in the place with a collard shirt slacks looking like I didnt just rob a convienece store. I just was like "Uhhh no never...?" He was like "hahaha oh" then proceeded to ram me in the ass with $350 fine and suspension of my license.... Comedy. Especially the spelling of "collared," but all around very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 hahahahaha whooops! Third DUI you lose it for life in think in CT that just happened to my boy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 i'm pretty sure it differs state to state. Great observation............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 this thread is really old, i was just goin through the ch. 0 archives and found it. i got one in the beginning of the year. just had to deal with it more today, drug and alcohol class. still a huge regret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 A pig pulled me over for a faulty light, and i had only three cups of beer off a pitcher. He pulled me over two hours after i drank. I was honest. Told em I only had three along time ago. He made me walk in a straight light while counting, balance on one foot counting, and the idiot still try to get me with the breathalizer. I was below the limit. If you had a few, but still in focus, dont lie. Just be honest. You lie, shit gets worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 i dont think sober people can even say the alphabet backwards. Real talk. Who the fuck has the alphabet memorized backwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 its so much easier to call a cab or just make someone the designated bitch for the night. I've never met anybody who would go for that "designated driver" shit. I'd fucking laugh if somebody told me I couldn't drink that night just cause I had to drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 If you had a few, but still in focus, dont lie. Just be honest. You lie, shit gets worst. You're an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 The average cost of a DUI in Tarrant county is $12,000 Damn I need to be careful. But it's hard not to when your vehicle is right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 DAO, do you drive your family around when your wasted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUM:BUCKET Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 expect money out your pocket.. doing DUI classes.. some comunity service and maybe some jail time depending the circumstances. but on your 1st you will be alright... im still goin thru it.... MONEY OUT MY POCKET!!!!!!! ooooof!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 im amazed that in the some u.s. states they actually get you to do shit like walk into a straight line. That's a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 get a cheap lawyer like 500 bucks and take the first deal. Its not worth fighting cause youre gonna get the same shit no matter what. UNless you feel like spending 10 grand for a lawyer and gambling he knows what hes doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 always get a lawyer. 1 way or the other you u gonna pay out. bottom line. a public defender dont give a fuck about you. If you settle for a court appointed you will be made to pay im more irritating ways. DUI is pretty straigt foreward. Usually not much to contest but with jammed up courts a payed lawyer can threaten to take your case to trial. Generally speaking prosecuters dont want to do that for petty minor cases. It takes time and costs money. In doing this he can negotiate you more favorable terms and conditions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 ^ that's more or less true. I don't know how it is in the states but if you have a barrister in Australia they get a significant amount of respect even from judges. To be honest I've found that this can make quite an impact on your case. I've found a lot of them here are also familiar with alot of judges on a first name basis. That shit helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 this could be way off but worth thinking on. plenty of judges get they start as attorneys. what does you getting a court appointed represent. that you are not willing or unable to pay for an attorney. Whats an xattorney going to think about a guy thats not willing to pay an attorney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I got a dui in Oakland..Talked to about 5 lawyers until i found one that was cool. He got it reduced to a reckless driving. Community service, AA class, and the lawyer was a little over 5 g's .. Shit sucks, Oh yeah DONT blow... FUCK i spent 3 grand and all mine got reduced to was DWAI but they also took off a lot of other extra charges that were on there (one of which was violation of probation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 A pig pulled me over for a faulty light, and i had only three cups of beer off a pitcher. He pulled me over two hours after i drank. I was honest. Told em I only had three along time ago. He made me walk in a straight light while counting, balance on one foot counting, and the idiot still try to get me with the breathalizer. I was below the limit. If you had a few, but still in focus, dont lie. Just be honest. You lie, shit gets worst. Stupidest thing I've ever heard. Me and my people have pretty good systems worked out for when we get pulled over drunk, and it's resulted in us being let go HAMMERED many times/none of us having a DUI (knock on wood) The simplest and most effective one is when you get pulled over and the driver is drunk, one of the passengers has to act BELIGERENTLY drunk, and take the attention away from the driver. Another good one for you guys is if you get pulled over drunk just act like you got in a huge fight with you girl, and you've been driving around aimlessly, crying. Woman problems seem to be the one issue cops can relate to other normal humans on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Haha thats awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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