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so yea how do you guys get tang?....i guess i'm assuming that you all aren't graffiti writers sitting on 12 oz. every day until it turns dark...

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so yea how do you guys get tang?....QUOTE]

 

 

you gotta hit a broad in the head, not so hard you kill her, but give her a good wallop on the noggin, while shes passed out, whore her to a bunch of high school kids, make a mint and get a really high priced hooker...

 

 

thats how i roll...:p

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Me and spit are to lazy to get girlfriends so we just...you know..."cuddle" and watch the notebook...

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I just give dudes my famous roofiecolada.

 

you guys try too hard.

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I just give dudes my famous roofiecolada.

 

you guys try too hard.

 

 

its true ghb does wonders on a womans libedo...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*is libedo right for what I am trying to say I dont know the definition...

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so yea how do you guys get tang?....QUOTE]

 

 

you gotta hit a broad in the head, not so hard you kill her, but give her a good wallop on the noggin, while shes passed out, whore her to a bunch of high school kids, make a mint and get a really high priced hooker...

 

 

thats how i roll...:p

 

this guy's got the right idea

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ok, this is a masters secret...

 

 

first: you need to dress up in your hilfiger gear.

second: throw on alot of cologne.

third: get your mc hammer "please hammer don't hurt 'em" cd

out and make sure you roll listening to it.

fourth: you've gotta act hard. by hard, i mean black. just as black as you can...think jay-z

fifth: when you go up to a girl, you've gotta say "hey bitch! you wanna fuck, or what?"

say it like you mean it, otherwise she'll think you're a pussy.

sixth: you've gotta tell her you lick balls and you thought she might have a pair....they love that.

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yeah, i know the ladies can't resist a cologne soaked man with mc hammer on in his car.....

 

 

 

p.s.: speaking of cologne, if you can kill a small bird or squirrel with your scent, you know you got it goin' on.

 

don't forget to spike up your hair and put on eye liner.

 

 

edit one more time: damn! i almost forgot the full on orange tan. nigga best look like he came off the surface of the sun, otherwise no girl will talk to you.

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.i guess i'm assuming that you all aren't graffiti writers sitting on 12 oz. every day until it turns dark...

 

then you assumed wrong!

 

 

 

 

 

 

well, the way i score fly tail is i swagger over to abc after he gets from work, look him up and down and say "fuck, what do i gotta do? beg??" and then he lays it on me good. afterwards, i have two fingers of a single malt with water and a cigarette, and request that he pays all my parking tickets.

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don't know about you, meng...but i get my Tang from the store!

 

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:cool:

 

hahaha

i at first hated you for that being so gay

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to get some poon:

 

LIE.

 

 

yup...its that simple....lie.

 

tell a girl you love her.

tell a girl youre rich.

tell a girl you have a future.

etc.

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