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fuck that harry potter shit

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KOH would have fucked that dude up with the quickness

 

agreed. like it or not people have been reading the series for 10 years. if some little prick tried to ruin the ending for me cause he thought it was funny i'd smash his video camera over his face. fucking assholes.

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this stuff has really divided people.

How the hell did one of the greatest movies of all time (the Godfather) get bought up in a mediocre Harry Potter thread? Pure blasphemy!!

And I'd waaayyy rather read the Godfather book than any Harry Potter book.

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Dont worry ill show it to her tonight anyways after dinner..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just keeding. I love you A.S.S.

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harrypotterscriptkz2.jpg

 

 

 

and let's not forget just how much lucas jacked from the lord of the rings:

 

 

Yoda Gollum (greenish, pointy-eared, raggedy midget with a speech impediment)

Obi-Wan and Luke's lightsabers glow blue. Darth's lightsaber glows red. Gandalf and Bilbo's magic swords glow blue. The Balrog's magic sword flames red.

Obi-Wan Kenobi Gandalf

Darth Vader The Witch-King

Emperor Palpatine Sauron

Obi-Wan digs Anakin's lightsaber out of an old wooden box, gives to Luke Bilbo digs his magic sword out of an old wooden box, gives to Frodo

Darth cuts off Luke's hand, which plunges into the abyss with Luke's lightsaber Gollum bites off Frodo's finger, which plunges into the abyss with the One Ring

Yoda foretells the future, and Luke must decide whether to help his friends or not. Yoda warns that he's seen only one possible future. Galadriel foretells the future, and Sam must decide whether to help his friends or not. Galadriel warns that she's seen only one possible future.

Darth tries to convince Luke to join the dark side, thereby bringing order to the galaxy Saruman tries to convince Gandalf to join the evil wizards, thereby bringing order to Middle Earth

Mysterious figure throws back hood of robe to reveal that he's Obi-Wan Mysterious figure throws back hood of robe to reveal that he's Gandalf

Luke: "I shouldn't have come, I'm endangering the mission." (Because Darth can sense him) Glorfindel: "It is you, Frodo, and that which you bear that brings us into peril." (Because Sauron can sense the One Ring)

Luke watches from across a chasm as his mentor Obi-Wan duels with Darth Vader using blue and red lightsabers Frodo watches from across a chasm as his mentor Gandalf duels with a Balrog using blue and red flaming magic swords

Heroes are walking through a forest when they're surprised by ewoks, captured at spear-point, then taken to a village in the trees Heroes are walking through a forest when they're surprised by elves, captured at arrow-point, then taken to a village in the trees

and that's just the obvious stuff.

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that shit doesnt spoil it for me. im not trying to sound like a nerd, but hearing that shit makes me wanna see how and why it happened

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seconded

brandi belle is a fucking boring pornstar

u could shove a 14inch cock in her and shed still be a dead lay

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