505boogie Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Whats your boss like? A dick? Cool? Stories...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 i don't think most people like him, but i really don't think he's so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 my boss is 230 miles away - so its all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 My boss is relatively new here, today is his fifth day. so he's still pretty gung ho, I give him tops 2 months until he's fired, like all the previous managers out here. he's an east indian dude, and so far I've seen him get into three pretty intense debates with long standing employees who know the score and how this place works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 ahhh shit mang. i went out last night and was supposed to be at work at 8. well, i woke up at 8. was 20 minutes late. i'm wearing the same clothes and make up from last night. i feel like a pile, but i'm here. my boss isn't today yeeeehawwwwwwwwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 my boss is cool. he didn't fire me for coming to work insanely drunk two weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueHorse Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 my boss is rarely here due to constant trips to Amsterdam, he openly talks about smoking weed, and tripping. I've even seen him get out of his porshe wasted drink an $800 bottle of wine. Sounds like he's laid back but actually theres so many dickhead bosses working under him that it doesn't really matter. He's also a money hungry bastard, thats so burnt out its ridiculous, but non the less, i wish i was that paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 My boss used to be a crackhead/alchoholic. We have a speakers set up outside and he always has the mic. When no ones around before we open at like 6 in the morning and hell just fucking sing songs real fucking loud like. Really funny. Only boss I know that you could curse at and hell just luagh. But then hell get you back later with some crazy ass insane chore he wants you to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Stuck and kind of depressing. Nice dude and all but wants to be a writer and is stuck doing marketing because of the health insurance. Plus he's not too funny. Still, I'm on here in the middle of a workday..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 my bozz iz a female. Female bosses (some) Suck! We have walkie talkies at work and she doesnt us it at all. she uses her big mouth to get attention. What really makes me mad is her stupid country music she plays (radio) whats more horrible than that? they are being played on this things. . . . il try take a pic of her 2night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $elf Employeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Um, does being a mobile dj count as "$elf Employeed"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk214 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I would drink beer with my old boss during our lunch break. The new boss is aight... no complaints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 bosses at my first job: one was cool to me....the other one was an asshole 2nd job: head boss....was alright....lower bosses were fucking dike bitches (literally) 3rd job: i had like 6 or 7 different bosses ....all were cool except for 2 of them...one of them was always talking shit to me to my face. jobs are overated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 i'm kind of a boss...i'm the boss of my department. :) my bosses above me are waaaaaay cool. the one directly above me talks a lot of shit, is a good photographer and let's me slide alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 my dad is my boss...sometimes when i'm fucked up from a long night of booze'n ..i'll go in his office, shut the door and pass out the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 My boss is the coolest guy on the planet.He is an ex-hippie, die hard yankee fan, he travels to see the yankess play in at least 1 away game in every stadium they play in.And has season tickets that his father gave him when he passed away.I havent seen him in over 2 months but we talk on the phone everyday.Not once has he ever raised his voice,Counted a sick day,or give me some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 i guess i have 3 bosses one of them is a fat guy with a scratchy voice who calls me to do work at stupid hours of the night. the other guy i only see him like once a month when i need to pick up checks. last dude i just started to work with. hes cool skater dude hes on point atleast as far as getting shit done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr808 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 i was hoping for a "who's the boss' thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 ahahahahahahahahaha YO THAT SHITS MAD FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 my boss gave me a ticket to go to a gaints game on the 23rd with him and a few other co workers, my boss is pretty coo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 my boss gots my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 My boss is the man. I come late, he doesn't care, I leave early he doesn't care. I usually finish all my work faster than he can give me work, that drives him nuts, but in a good way. He's very talk-to-able and took me on knowing I knew very little, just because he liked my style. He's taught me more than I can imagine and when I start college again in the fall I will be light years ahead of 90% of the students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 sounds dreamy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 yeah. I walked into a golden opportunity. the pay's not that much but its much better than what I had been making in the past. I mean, I know he makes, probably, 40+ dollars an hour off of me, but its okay by me since he's taught me an enormous amount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 my boss tripped me today and i landed in the "instinct" push-up postion. then i proceeded to ask him where he's from and he said he's from the "slip-n-slide ride". i didnt get that joke until hours later. he's alot friendlier then my last one, who was really black and walk up to you and stare at you until you felt uncomfortable enough to attempt to make small talk, then as you start talking to him he would just walk away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEDRO NAVAJA Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 my boss is punk bitch whos always on my back and in my biz......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 20 people call me boss. When I was talking with my boss about a woman who has missed like 8 of her first 10 days, he said "well, the first problem we have is that she is a woman..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 wow....someone with a post count of less than 10 posts actually made a decent thread....props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 my boss is solely referred to as 'DICKFACE'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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