Steel Schnauzer Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 I sometimes invite my hot chick friends out to get other women works like a charm so pretend like she's my bitch others are quick to look over once I make eye contact with a girl I like I shoot over and get that number I don't tell said friend my intentions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 I love my job I'm gonna take care of this right away I didn't drink anything officer I make 100k a year lol I've been doing this for a long time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 See I don’t tell cocktails that’s bad luck for your dick if you hear my chubby cocky ass talking about smashing pumpkins that’s cause I got juice and that goes a long way with women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 "promise I wont come in your mouth" I'll pay that bill tomorrow yes it's delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 ill venmo you when I get home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 People are inherently good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 It's another day in paradise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 I didn’t cum yet. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 my email isn't working - I'll check and resend once it's up and running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 I love this job, I really feel like my contributions are appreciated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 I told my ex-girlfriend once that I got hit in the neck with a baseball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Of corse i respect you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I don't drink or smoke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 She’s just a friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Steel Schnauzer said: She’s just a friend. "Yoooou you got what ii neeed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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