Spitfire15 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 OH WAAAAIIIIT!!! I have lied to all of you I just remembered...Do yall remember this? http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=118071 HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Everybody thought I was an asshole for e-killing you and you did this?! Hahaha! Spy was a good man. RIP brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 haha I thought I just made that church up. all of the names are of random people from school, the picture is of this dude that I ran against that goes to LSU. I just snatched that off of facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 GABBA GABBA GABBA GABBA :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 i told this guy at an interview yesterday that i am consistantly fast, if you knew me you would know that im about as slow as they come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 man, lying is a bad habit....I don't lie. Once you start lying , you get used to it and become a liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 look at mother fucking over here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 this is one area in life that I do quite well in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I love you.. moneys on the dresser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I told a group of people one night that I was German and i talked in a fake accent and used mock German with a buddy for the whole night. I do this all the time. I'm good at fake accents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
82 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 "I once told a woman I coined the phrase 'pardon my French'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 everytime i crash at someones house i usually masturbate somewhere in the house, then i lie about it...they always know. This is fucked up. Made me laugh though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 "your photos are really good..." boink boink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 this one friend of mine lied that he fucked this chick we knew. we always gave him shit cuz he would follow her around everywhere like her pet. anyway he told us this detailed story about how he plowed her and we believed it. two years later the same kid does some really gay shit, and that makes us question if the previous story really happened. after asking the girl if it was true, she said hell no, and was just as pissed as we were. we're yet to confront him cuz the fools on vacation somewhere, but boy will that be fun. i just feel like a dumbass for believing that shit for so long. i noticed in the past year i've grown to like the kid less and less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 he's gay but wanted you guys to think he was cool cause he was fucking a girl. well he isn't and he didn't. maybe he wants to secks you..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 i wouldn't be suprised. the other day i saw him while at football practice. i had no shirt on, and he came over and hugged me, but it was more like he was caressing my body. i then did what i do best, and ran away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 plus me and my friends have got to be the biggest losers alive, so why would he lie to us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 he's gay i tell you!! gays lie about everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 if hes gay, he mite as well come out, cuz we'll apprieciate him better. why i dont know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 DUDE BECAUSE YOUR GAY TOO! fag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 he doesn't want to seem like such a fag. how old are you 15? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 DUDE BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY TOO! fag! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 :eek: :huh: :) :confused: :p :D :rolleyes: This is the thread to post smilies right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 :p :p :p :p :p yeah smiles for everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 i've told girls i was color blind before - seems to help spark things along. lied about my grandma dieing at least twice in the past 3 years at work - no one noticed. i got bereavement pay. YES! holy shit. I am actually colour blind, but whenever i mention it in passing to a girl, I somehow get a 'awwww, really?' and a sympathetic smile. It definitely does seem to spark things along. Weird what girls will fall for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 also: 'i love you too' 'of course i love you' 'yes i'm being honest when i say i love you' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 " i have no reason to lie to you" "i missed you" "ive been thinking of you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungonE Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 i've been wondering if this would work. say you got a bag on and runnin from the boys. you also wear contacts but you keep a set of glasses in your bag. and for some reason you got a reading book in it. you cut the corner, toss the bag, take the book, tuck in your shirt, wear your glasses. would you be able to get away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 NO. the "boys" would be like "nice try, but your not gonna macgyver your way outta this asswhoopin... Jimmy! hand me the dildo we dropped in tar and then dropped in sand." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I told myself id quit smoking cigarets I have yet to quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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