Hayabusa Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 woah sherock caught me on some ESL spelling and grammar there wtf was i on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungonE Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 there was this small deli when i visited my friend at school. i pretended to be mentally challenged and they gave me a free slice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 aww thats sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "my name is xlando, what's yours ? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 there was this small deli when i visited my friend at school. i pretended to be mentally challenged and they gave me a free slice. Lucky Louie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Mine is rather stupid, but after a drunken accident which resulted in my face having carpet burn marks on my top lip and nose plus a black eye, me and my friends decided to go out the next night for a Sunday session. Well anyway, I went up to the hottest chick in the place, and told her to not mind my face as 'me and my friends rolled a car last night'. She fully believed it, and then I ended up getting with erh friend who wasn't as hot, but was still pretty damn good, all due to the little fib I told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I went to visit my boy at college and we told everyone that I was blind. I had sunglasses on at night and everything. shit was dope til I got caught slipping by this chick at a party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 once i walked around town with my arm inside my shirt and it looked like i had a stump. i wore a long sleeved shirt and tied it off at the elbow. i got all sorts of looks and i feel like i'm going to hell now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 On girls alone I can't even count. It's just so easy to manipulate people's minds. I can't even think of an example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Once, I pushed my brother down the stairs, and blamed it on the dohhhhgg, uh-huhh-huh-huh.........:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Beard Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I told this fat chick she was pretty then she came on to me so I told her I was gay and it saved my night I was about to make another drunken mistake with a fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 i think that lying about death, disability or somehting similar for personal gain is totally fucked. seriously...then bragging about some scumbag shit online... get a conscience you fucking sociopaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 We all lie, at some point in our lives. I lie daily for pesonal gain and satisfaction. Here's some of my better ones: -I broke up with a girl by telling her I was HIV positive -I told a previous employer that I was Jewish so I could take all of the various holidays throughout the year off, and at the same time make people feel uncomfortable around me during Christmas and Easter. -I told the same employer that my mother had died in a really terrible car accident, and I was having trouble paying for the arrangements. They passed a card around and people donated $400 or so. I spent it all on drugs and then took three weeks off and went to Los Angeles to visit freinds. Lets here some of yours. I know there's a bunch of scumbags in here. I have better ones also, I'll share more later. i bet these are all lies har har har. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREIGHTYONE Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 it my boy at college and we told everyone that I was blind. I had sunglasses on at night and everything. shit was dope til I got caught slip[/color]ping by this chick at a party[/b]I really like this one, I'm going to try it. So I think I'm going to use this thread for all the lies I tell daily, fuck what anybody thinks. -tonight (last night) I told my girl I had to work when really I did a mountain of coke and told lies to my two friends, while they told me lies. You know you have a good friendship with someone when you stay up all night telling "war stories" with each other that you all know are not true, but everyone plays along. And Dog, they're all true stories, I have worse, and I'm pretty much a piece of shit in real life. Someone asked me tonight if I saw a person get shot or stabbed outside of my house what I would do, snd I said I would do nothing, not even call 911, I wouldn't do a damn thing. I probably would feel bad for like a day, but fuck it, none of my biz right? What would you cats do? Call the cops? I'm sure a few would. Maybe dude had it coming? Maybe not. Fuck it. And most of you dudes are fucking lame when it comes to the lying game, lying to get pussy was cool when I was in junior high. Now I have to lie to get rid of pussy. /no herb P.S. The drought's over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 OH WAAAAIIIIT!!! I have lied to all of you I just remembered...Do yall remember this? http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=118071 I went to visit my boy at college and we told everyone that I was blind. I had sunglasses on at night and everything. shit was dope til I got caught slipping by this chick at a party HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Everybody thought I was an asshole for e-killing you and you did this?! Hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellaJewish Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 this thread is halarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 where to start? "no officer, i was off to paint murals at 1 am" my greatest ever lie/prank was not having finished a paper in high school so on the morning it was due i got a whole bunch of paper scribbled word-like things on them a nd ran them under a tap then i chewed on them making it look lkie my dog had chewed them up my teacher bought it i got caught out when he rang up and asked if we had a dog we didnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "I didn't fuck your girlfriend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 everytime i crash at someones house i usually masturbate somewhere in the house, then i lie about it...they always know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Mine is rather stupid, but after a drunken accident which resulted in my face having carpet burn marks on my top lip and nose plus a black eye, me and my friends decided to go out the next night for a Sunday session. Whenever I've had fat lips, black eyes, scrapes on my face, etc. and someone asks me what happened, I usually say something along the lines of... "I don't know, he told me he loved me, and it was all downhill from there..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 oh! and another one of my favorites is going up to random girls in the bar bathroom and acting really concerned... "umm I think my drink tastes like roofies... taste it... doesn't it taste like roofies? what should I do??" *laugh* some girls are stupid enough to A - take a drink, or smell it and B - actually think they can taste roofies, which is odorless and tasteless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I know stupid girls they deserve my ghb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 OH WAAAAIIIIT!!! I have lied to all of you I just remembered...Do yall remember this? http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=118071 HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Everybody thought I was an asshole for e-killing you and you did this?! Hahaha! Killing me off WAS the lie of the century! or maybe just that week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "I lost the receipt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I dunno I laughed pretty hard on that one. Everyone was just mad they got pwnd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 peep game: my boy just started a job, but he needs today off to take some test, and they wouldn't give it to him. So he asked me to kill someone off and make a funeral program for him to show them haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 hahahaha dopeness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 3 days isnt too short to plan a funeral? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 hey, he'll have to explain that not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 http://www.fbceil.org/ I dont see it on the schedule... http://www.fbceil.org/webcal/month.php Who the fuck is Dr.Moses Starr haha how did you come up with that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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