Dawood Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 What do you use to dry yourself off after using the water? I'm curious about this. I mean, regular toilet paper doesn't work to well when you wet it. I read in a surf magazine years ago that the best thing to get rid of hard to remove shit is to spit on the toilet paper, but i did this once and when i wped with another dry pice, it left chunks of the wet piece in my crack. I hope you can decipher that, hahaa. Nah, use toilet paper to get out the dookie, then squirt water on the toilet paper, and wipe once with the wet, then again with dry toilet paper, then....damn...nobody taught you how to wipe your ass?? no, really, though, the last dry wipe gets everything out, even rolled up toilet paper balls that get stuck because of the wet paper.....butt crumbs...seriously, dry paper don't do it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 i try to push it back in with my finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 what did they say? you know...meow and stuff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinCan Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Take chemical bottles from under the sink and look at the big words and try to make new words. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 catch head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 ponder the possibility of another 12oz wet t-shirt contest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 i dont really udnerstand getting turned on while shitting, it just gets uncomfortable.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 i usually just think about life.. or talk to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 count the tiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 SMOKE A NEWPORT AND JERK ILLZES WHILE MY GIRL IS IN THE SHOWER i can't believe no one said smoke a cigarette before this. did anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 play tetris on my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 browse 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Nah, use toilet paper to get out the dookie, then squirt water on the toilet paper, and wipe once with the wet, then again with dry toilet paper, then....damn...nobody taught you how to wipe your ass?? no, really, though, the last dry wipe gets everything out, even rolled up toilet paper balls that get stuck because of the wet paper.....butt crumbs...seriously, dry paper don't do it for me. i just run the sink.. then turn it off. then dab the paper in the sink and wipe and BAM!!!! No Shit Stains On My Undies!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 play tetris on my phone. i bought a certain celly just because it had tetris on it. i used to play it on the shitter all the time...until i lost the phone. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk214 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 text message, play the good ol' PSP, read the paper, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knim_One Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 oh that remins me one time i had to think of baseball cause i got a hard on while on the shitter and it got stuck so i had to make it go down..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 oh yeah, me too, one time I got a hard on when it was tucked into my sock and it knocked my shoes off....totally dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 tee hee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 So they hire mentally challenged people (fucking retards) at my job. Markets don’t make sense to me. They all work up front, pushing carriages on burning hot days in jeans, having heat strokes in the parking lot and shit, but they never really get any work done. So I go on my break, walk into the bathroom and see this dude Sean with his pants down to his feet standing in front of a urinal. I could tell it was him just by the way his arms were sticking out, they all have a unique feature, you know what I’m saying? Apparently he already pissed, so he turned around and said “hello!” pants to the floor soaking up in the puddle, dick out, no hand control, smelled like piss and shit. Plus there was someone else in there. I fucking turned around, walked out, and once again pissed on the floor in the grocery backroom. Then like 10 minutes later I’m having a cigarette outside and I see dude walking with piss all over his jeans. Says hello again, pushes a carriage, goes back inside. Crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 aww how sad. retarded people shouldnt have to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 So they hire mentally challenged people (fucking retards) at my job. Markets don’t make sense to me. They all work up front, pushing carriages on burning hot days in jeans, having heat strokes in the parking lot and shit, but they never really get any work done. So I go on my break, walk into the bathroom and see this dude Sean with his pants down to his feet standing in front of a urinal. I could tell it was him just by the way his arms were sticking out, they all have a unique feature, you know what I’m saying? Apparently he already pissed, so he turned around and said “hello!” pants to the floor soaking up in the puddle, dick out, no hand control, smelled like piss and shit. Plus there was someone else in there. I fucking turned around, walked out, and once again pissed on the floor in the grocery backroom. Then like 10 minutes later I’m having a cigarette outside and I see dude walking with piss all over his jeans. Says hello again, pushes a carriage, goes back inside. Crazy. so it was an evolved retard, i knew one non-evolved retard who was shiting and peeing in his pant:huh: ok for the shit but peeing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 His mother works up front also, she probably schemes on his check, and disability. I mean, if the guy cant even piss by himself do you think he keeps track of his weekly income? I bet he doesn’t even know he gets paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knim_One Posted July 21, 2007 Author Share Posted July 21, 2007 and at the same time he prob doesnt buy his own anything, the mom does so it seems just to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 i just run the sink.. then turn it off. then dab the paper in the sink and wipe and BAM!!!! No Shit Stains On My Undies!!! you guys should really invest into getting a bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stock_tips Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 get a blumpkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 and at the same time he prob doesnt buy his own anything, the mom does so it seems just to me. I'm saying, how does a company hire you??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 you said his mom works up front right?? she probably asked a few favors and got her son a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 lately i draw on the stalls pooing is boring sometimes at home i leave the door open and crank up the music so i can listen to it while shitting or the TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 you said his mom works up front right?? she probably asked a few favors and got her son a job. It's a fucking waste of money, work doesnt get done, he just makes a fucking mess and the ct's clean it up all day. Not that I hate retards or anything.... I just cant let it go. OK I'm done now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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