CALIgula Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 contemplate life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 i cant believe a thread about shit made it to 4 pages... sometimes im too lazy to wipe, so i jump in teh shower. when i have the shits i just takes a shower, let 'er rip. then masturbate. good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 read sports illustrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 people use water when they wipe their ass? what the? HELL YEAH!! When I was living overseas, all the public toilets had these ill powerjet water ass rinsers built in. You just turn a knob on the side of the toilet and a thousand pounds of water comes rushing into your anus, it's a weird thing. Let me tell you though, your ass is clean as a whistle, though, no mississipi mud later in the day at all. Even the crib I was renting had a built in waterhose next to the toilet just like this one VVVVVVVVVVV water gats an ass clean, mang...even now I use a gatorade bottle filled with water after I drop a deuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Ewww, a Gatorade bottle!! icky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 taking a shit is peaceful. true that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Ewww, a Gatorade bottle!! icky! ha,ha, what's icky is all that scrap left in your ass when you don't use water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 dude especially when you have a lot of anal hair, and then your shit dries and encrusts inside of your ass crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I usually go just before I have a shower. The joy of being unemployed. You can have a shower whenever the mood strikes. I think you are just better getting the Baby Wipes if you are going to the trouble of a Gatorade bottle. How come bidets (is that what they are called?) haven't caught on the world over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 america is fine with crusty butts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 is the the answer a question with another question superthread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I usually go just before I have a shower. The joy of being unemployed. You can have a shower whenever the mood strikes. I think you are just better getting the Baby Wipes if you are going to the trouble of a Gatorade bottle. How come bidets (is that what they are called?) haven't caught on the world over? how is that trouble? it's having a gatorade bottle sitting on the floor of my bathroom...that's trouble? anyway, I don't like baby wipes. they cost more than tap water and clog up my toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 good point, but still inconvenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 so ass crust is much more convenient Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terance the terrorist Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 i heard that costco shit kinda sucks nah they are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 What do you use to dry yourself off after using the water? I'm curious about this. I mean, regular toilet paper doesn't work to well when you wet it. I read in a surf magazine years ago that the best thing to get rid of hard to remove shit is to spit on the toilet paper, but i did this once and when i wped with another dry pice, it left chunks of the wet piece in my crack. I hope you can decipher that, hahaa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 SMOKE A NEWPORT AND JERK ILLZES WHILE MY GIRL IS IN THE SHOWER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 My boy once told me he was so broke that he had no TP so he took a shower after taking a shit but didnt have a towel so he used a shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 hahahahhahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Fuck me. Got all baked last night at poker night, friend GF made a fuckload of food. Ate too much now my stomach is all fucked up today. Im gonna need some new things to do while on the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr.Maker Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 looked at the same all nation i been looking at for like 2 years..talked to my cats.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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