so i just chugged some beers in the shower cause i heard it fucks u up? can some1 verify this?

 

i never really drink so it seems to work, but i dont know if its cause im a lightwight. oh yea and it was pbr. On with the screwdrivers!

 

and so u dont feel cheated.....

 

lightweight

what works? chugging beers or drinking in the shower?

i think it does something to your blood that lets the alchol absorb faster, but im to lazy to research it so i want to take the word of a grip of criminals.

easist way to get drunk quick is to have shooters of high strength spirits, like Chartruese. That always manages to mess me up.

Drinking in the shower will not get you drunk faster.

 

You're an idiot.

You wanna get drunk...beer bong 5 shots...settle yourself down cus your gonna wanna hurle..then beer bong 3 or 4 beers..then beer bong 5 more shots..then your gonna be fucking WACKED

Drinking in the shower will not get you drunk faster.

 

You're an idiot.

 

well see your wrong. even if it didnt get me drunk faster, it motivated me to chugg three beers which i wouldnt normally do, so it DID work!

You wanna get drunk...beer bong 5 shots...settle yourself down cus your gonna wanna hurle..then beer bong 3 or 4 beers..then beer bong 5 more shots..then your gonna be fucking WACKED

 

ugh i would pass out i think. i only wiegh 140 and i drink MAYBE once every two months. i just dont think i could do that.

Yeah. You need to take a shower to chug beers, but you're totally not an idiot.

Ive heard that drinking in the shower thing too, as well as drinking beer like its soup out of a bowel with a big spoon.

I drink beer in the shower for fun. I have no idea if if gets one drunk quicker though.

Ive heard that drinking in the shower thing too, as well as drinking beer like its soup out of a bowel with a big spoon.

 

 

If you're drinking beer out of someones bowel with a spoon, then getting drunk is the last thing you should be thinking about.

you wanna know how to get drunk fast ?

 

 

 

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Drink your beer/mixed drink fast!

Hahhahahahah!

This thread just took a wrong turn.

Maybe people shouldn't watch so much Jackass.

I heard putting beer in your butt with a funnel is the way to go, according to the Jackass movie, but getting drunk the standard way is just fine to me.

Wine enemas.

 

 

 

I only chug beers when I am trying to hide it from my mommy.

Or when I am at a bar and the people who paid for the beer are wanting me to give it back.

 

Other than that, I just don't understand chugging beers.

I mean, unless you only have 6 and want to be drunk, then finish those in a hurry.

Otherwise, I have discovered that pretty much if I drink beer- I end up drunk, no point in trying to beer bong funnel chug shotgun beer vomit while I am trying to sit on my couch and watch television.

Wine enemas.

 

 

 

I remember these stories. They were awesome.

Wine enemas? WTF?

reminds me of the story I heard on Triple J one day about someone who had a concrete enema or some shit like that.

I just checked my fridge, and I only have 2 beers left in there. Shit was depressing...

hey forget about alcohol, it's bad for you.

 

I only have 2 beers. But a lot of vicoden.

 

Although I'm not a fan of the way this vicoden makes me feel.

it's all about oxycodon brother.

I remember these stories. They were awesome.

 

While sitting in the shower the other day, I was thinking about wine enemas.

And how they just bring people together.

Form life long bonds and friendships.

Or at least friendships that last through the summer.

 

I have grown up too much, and now know that I will never be able to go back to that place in life where friends give friends Carlo Rossi enemas and noone thinks twice about it.

Now there would just be too many questions.

And not enough answers.

it's all about oxycodon brother.

 

 

 

/no pgw.

 

While sitting in the shower the other day, I was thinking about wine enemas.

And how they just bring people together.

Form life long bonds and friendships.

Or at least friendships that last through the summer.

 

I have grown up too much, and now know that I will never be able to go back to that place in life where friends give friends Carlo Rossi enemas and noone thinks twice about it.

Now there would just be too many questions.

And not enough answers.

 

 

You know I have no problem funneling liquids into your butt kiddo.

I like where this thread is going..

 

It is making me laugh in shock and amusement at how casual wine enemas are mentioned...

I didn't know this board was filled with southern grannies that would get shocked at the mere mention of something so normal and mundane as a wine enema.

Jeeze.

Of course, a wine enema is as routine as a giant swarm of ethipians attacking me on the streets of Chicago... which has happened 17 times this weekend.

mickey;s does not get you drunk fast, but it tastes good cold

so i just chugged some beers in the shower cause i heard it fucks u up? can some1 verify this?

 

i would verify this...but im not some1 im caligula.

Also because it's not true.

 

Just like spooning it out of bowels...

and so u dont feel cheated.....

 

 

 

I feel cheated.