VAJ Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Women with more than one stomach probably shouldn't be in any pictures period, let alone in bikinis. sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I said, "what time you get off?", she said, "when you get me off" I kinda laughed but it turned into a cough Because I swallowed down the wrong pipe Whatever that mean, you know old people say it so it sounds right So I'm standing there embarassed, if we were both in pairs, I would have grabbed her by the waist and kissed her, but we in the middle of Whole Foods, and those foods ain't supposed to beef, but you'd think I hate tofu Check-in line got rowdy, my vision got cloudy I started seeing some circles like some Audi Em-b-lem, I'm hearin them say, "come on man," "Do this on your own time, get the hell on man" I walked out, hmm, I got 'bout Halfway to my car when I heard shorty shout "3000! forgot your credit card, smart move!" "By the way, my little sister loves your cartoon" Well, here's my name and numb' If I ain't the one, lose it, if I am, use it If a man chooses, and he can, do's it And he don't, don't take it personal, he might be swamped with making mozarella no; making laws better Cheese will come, believe me, I'm, never focused on the cash Ask Mel Gibson, Jesus Christ, I'm bout the pass' 'ion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 It's crazy how many people hate spiders. Spiders are fucking awesome. Centipedes on the other hand... fuck centipedes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waseface Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 not big, but i was a bit suprised to find em' in my friends bag ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Those are poisonous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 throw some tapatio on those and im set for lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 It's crazy how many people hate spiders. Spiders are fucking awesome. Centipedes on the other hand... fuck centipedes. agreed. i dont know about centipedes though. there arent many around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 This is the kind we have in PR. I'm not fucking with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 THERE WAS ONE OF THOSE IN CT!!! IN MAH SHOWER!!!! Dude I was like WTF?! CT is supposed to be the place where eeryone is rich and nothing ever goes wrong why the fuck is this here!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 i would shit my pants on the spot if i saw a centipede that big. fuuuuuck centipedes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Centipede eats mouse: Centipede vs tarantula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 the spiders posted on the first page look like ordinary garden spiders that are harmless to humans. don't worry about them. i would just worry about the... global warming or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 chop its head off... then roast him over an open fire...... throw some chesse on that bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 and those huge as centipedes. has anyone ever seen the little blue ones? those are more poisonous and their bites can easily put a grown man in the hospital. my cousin was bit on his nuts by one. that was fucked up. i had one crawl up my shorts as well when i was sleeping, luckily it only bit my hip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 spider-man with the woods spider loc in the hoods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 where do you get all your posts from theo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 fuck a spider gian centipedes are way more scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 aren't those giant centipedes poisonous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 they're all poisonous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 these guys will fuck you up tho these giant hornets have venom strong enough to dissolve human flesh. fucked up, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 i was just talking to a frind about those centipedes and one crawled on her when she was in thailand and the locals said that she was lucky because they are poisonous, so yeh, according to people in thailand they are. but not instant death pois.onous, maybe just agony for a few days before you die if you dont get treatment poisonous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 actually i think the second hornet in the second flick is a different one, but they're about the same size if not bigger. not sure tho, they might be the same... haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I keep singing "spiders in the woods" like "riders on the storm" everytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 the doors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 now you got that song stuck in my head -------- riders on the storm doo doo dooo doo do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 yes. duh. the doors. glad I can do that for ya sherlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 FUCK BUGS, i hate them shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 great now i worry about those centipedes and spiders. man i hate insects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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