rental Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 um, yeah...the centipedes ive seen in california are similar to this. and like 2 inches long... did you know the difference between centipedes and millipedes is that centipedes have one set of legs per section of their body and millipedes have two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 imma cap all of these bitchez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 When I lived in Providence the only centipedes I saw were these: ...which at the time I didn't even know were centipedes. I just thought they were some primitive roach kinda thing, actually pretty neat. But this is jungle country down here. The mammals get smaller and the insects get bigger. These things grow ridiculously large here, and they will fucking terrorize your shit. Fuck mice and roaches, one of these things shows up at a party, people freak the fuck out, it's like seeing a fucking cobra. Yes, they're all quite poisonous. Not kill-you poisonous, but definitely super-fucking-painful-swollen-limb-fever poisonous. But it's not so much the poison that gives me the creeps as it is the giant fucking jaws of death that want to stab your shit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 This is the kind we have in PR. I'm not fucking with that. YO THE TYPE OF SHIT THAT WOULD RUN OUT FROM UNDER THE COUCHES/BEDS/DOORS IN THE HOUSE MY MOMS GREW UP IN IN D.R. MAKES ME LAUGH AT INSECTS HERE B. EVEN THE EVIL GHETTO FLYING ROACHES THAT SOUND LIKE PEPSI CANS WHEN YOU STEP ON THEM. BUT YO I FUCKIN HATE SPIDERS B. IF I GET SPIDERWEB ON ME I BE FEELING LIKE I GOT SPIDERS IN MY WHITE TEE FOR HOURS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 TROPICAL INSECTS MAKE A MUCH MORE SATISFYING NOISE WHEN YOU CRUSH THEM WITH YOUR TIMBS. ALSO, YOU CANT KILL THEM WITH A MERE CHANKLETA. YOU NEED TO STEP ON THEM SHITS AND THROW SOME WEIGHT ON IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Man, this thread is freaking me the fuck out. I hate spiders, and those centipedes are freaky as shit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 my pet black widow from our last place those east coast centipedes look all prehistoric and shit. the big ones remind me of indiana jones and that kid from goonies talking about fortune cookies. man. i wonder if he feels bad looking back now for playing the biggest ching chong asian role in recent history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fun haver Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 YO THE TYPE OF SHIT THAT WOULD RUN OUT FROM UNDER THE COUCHES/BEDS/DOORS IN THE HOUSE MY MOMS GREW UP IN IN D.R. MAKES ME LAUGH AT INSECTS HERE B. EVEN THE EVIL GHETTO FLYING ROACHES THAT SOUND LIKE PEPSI CANS WHEN YOU STEP ON THEM. BUT YO I FUCKIN HATE SPIDERS B. IF I GET SPIDERWEB ON ME I BE FEELING LIKE I GOT SPIDERS IN MY WHITE TEE FOR HOURS. hahaha, white tees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 i fucking hate spiders so much seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 oh, but, uh...theres certain spiders that i cant hang with at the mo. for example: the huntsman. theyre australian house spiders, but giant. like, hand sized. abc's mom told me that she was in the car driving, and she pulled down the visor and there was a huntsman chilling behind it. no thank you! not like a foot from my face while trapped in a car. maybe if i lived in australia for a while itd be alright with me. but for now, im cool on giant house spiders. unless i have iguanas hanging out at my house to eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 BITCH I AINT AFRAID OF NO SPIDERS! i mean, they're so cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I FUCKING HATE CENTIPEDES always get them shits in my room, well lately.. i usually get rid of them by torching them with some body spray and a lighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 in my first dream this morning, i was drunk and one big black widow and one giant black widow with yellow tipped legs bit me and i had to go to the er and my family came and i drunk dialed my uncle at midnight while i was there. my hand had lesions where they bit me that grew very rapidly and were filled with snot colored pus inside and scabs around the edges. same thing happened to my foot. no one in the er treated me and i kept waiting for the seizures to start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHITFACED!!!!! Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 This is the kind we have in PR. I'm not fucking with that. i seen a centipede like that kill a fucking mouse on youtube..shit was maaaney! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I HATE SPIDERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 um, yeah...the centipedes ive seen in california are similar to this. and like 2 inches long... did you know the difference between centipedes and millipedes is that centipedes have one set of legs per section of their body and millipedes have two? millipedes are harmless, centipedes are poisonous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I think I've read the centipedes are invasive. In other words, those fuckers will chase you. Is this true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I WISH A NIGGA WOULD CHASE ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 whats the most fucked is how quick the fuckers are thats what creeps me out the most Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 all spiders in the world should die fuck the ecosystem my life would be fear free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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All Sinz Burned Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 i got bit by a Hobo spider last october..the bite got soo infected it was about the size of a melon..shit gave me a scar..so i offically hate spiders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I don't know if it's the norm, but I've been chased by a centipede before. Total movie shit too, I was around 10, walking down a little dead end alley by the beach and this thing busts out of a garbage pile and runs straight at me, covering the exit. I freaked out and ran down the alley until I couldn't go any further. I wouldn't even possibly consider sidestepping or jumping over it, so I grabbed a piece of wood and waited for it to get to me, then proceeded to smash the living shit out of it while screaming at the top of my lungs. When it was dead I did the whole stupid lean-in-and-poke bit, and this fucking thing lunged at me. Thankfully the rear half of its body was smashed and stuck to the ground, so the head just hovered and wiggled helplessly, but it made me jump really fucking hard and I smashed the rest to bits. Truly oone of the scariest moments of my childhood. Another time in second grade one of these things straight ran into the classroom and all hell broke lose. Kids screaming, teachers standing on desks, books flying, chairs toppling over. A janitor had to come in and kill it with a broomstick, cause nobody else would fuck with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 i really dislike spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 spiders are ok. its those mammoth ass centipedes you fucks are posting that are getting to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 When i first saw this i thought it was gunna be about a sequel to snakes on a plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillychump Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 I don't know if it's the norm, but I've been chased by a centipede before. Total movie shit too, I was around 10, walking down a little dead end alley by the beach and this thing busts out of a garbage pile and runs straight at me, covering the exit. I freaked out and ran down the alley until I couldn't go any further. I wouldn't even possibly consider sidestepping or jumping over it, so I grabbed a piece of wood and waited for it to get to me, then proceeded to smash the living shit out of it while screaming at the top of my lungs. When it was dead I did the whole stupid lean-in-and-poke bit, and this fucking thing lunged at me. Thankfully the rear half of its body was smashed and stuck to the ground, so the head just hovered and wiggled helplessly, but it made me jump really fucking hard and I smashed the rest to bits. Truly oone of the scariest moments of my childhood. Another time in second grade one of these things straight ran into the classroom and all hell broke lose. Kids screaming, teachers standing on desks, books flying, chairs toppling over. A janitor had to come in and kill it with a broomstick, cause nobody else would fuck with it. :lol: :lol: :lol: BUMP!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 when i was little i was playing on a haystack in the country and about five centipedes (THAT SIZE That mamms posted) started crawling around. they were light blue with bright red heads. then i saw a redback spider, a type that we have here that can kill you. i stopped playing on the haystack. many times i have searched for info on what the centipedes could have been, but to no avail. they were probably an undiscovered species that i could have choosen a name for. but here's the redback: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 madd cool spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 i once a heard a spider hiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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