MedicineCabinet Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 you gotta buy a joel olsteen book -it tells you how many gold shillings it costs to open the pearly gates. or you can just read the last page at any unfortunate book store. strategy guide included Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfrodobagginsx Posted May 15, 2015 Author Share Posted May 15, 2015 http://www.chatinmanhattan.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Jesus-by-Akiane-Kramarik-746269.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Ha those tele/mega church frauds trying to justify their way of life and their ministry. The bible foretold that after the death of the apostles there would be false prophets that would enter into the congregation. It called them ravenous wolves acting as sheep and Im sure you can see that a large percentage of church leaders act in such a manner. The first post quotes an important scripture that states "wages sin pays is death." So if death is payment for sins then all who die and have died could no longer be accountable for their sins. So it would seem that it would be wrong for God to punish them in "hell." James 1:13 clearly says that God cannot be tried for evil things. SO would hell really be a real place? Ecc 9:5 clearly says that the dead know nothing, so how would they be tormented? The whole idea of hell seems created by man. If hell was to exist then God would have to have an arrangement with his sworn enemy. That would be like a dad that has a son that gets involved with drugs because of a dealer. When the father finds out he gets angry because of his son doing wrong, calls up the dealer, and demands this dealer punish his son.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 That is one piece that I still have never gotten any clear answer from christians about. Why is Satan the enemy of god right up until the moment of the rapture, and then he's right back to being another servant? It's as if the whole thing is just an amalgamation of stories from different places and times that has been mistranslated, edited, added to, and rewritten by stupid people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 The bible has always held the same theme and teaching and I as much as people want to say the Bible is grim it really isnt. So many accuse it of being hypocritical or misogynistic yet thats because they fail to do the proper research. "Christian" beliefs on the other hand have been twisted and pagan additions have been added even though they hold no scripture ground. You mentioned the Rapture which is not a biblical teaching. If you look back into a lot of things you can find that they dont have a scriptural basis and were instituted as "true" beliefs way after the 1st century christian congregation. Emperor Constantine was a huge proponent in what is todays "christianity." Satan has always and will always be an enemy of God, but the bible does say there is an end to him. The bible mentions Satan transforms himself into an Angel of Light i.e. making himself to not come across bad. So if an enemy of God really wanted all to be like him then couldnt you reason thats why we have so many confusing directions in religion today? If there is an end to come then wouldnt Satan just want us all confused long enough, maybe even hating god, so that when the End does come were not in the right state with God? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfrodobagginsx Posted May 22, 2015 Author Share Posted May 22, 2015 That is one piece that I still have never gotten any clear answer from christians about. Why is Satan the enemy of god right up until the moment of the rapture, and then he's right back to being another servant? It's as if the whole thing is just an amalgamation of stories from different places and times that has been mistranslated, edited, added to, and rewritten by stupid people... satan will never be a servant of God. Where did you get that idea? satan takes over the world through the antichrist and then is cast into the lake of fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfrodobagginsx Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share Posted August 7, 2015 What do you base your beliefs upon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I don't like the word "beliefs," but... Science, logic, reason, what benefits myself AND my surrounding and community. NOT a fear of death, faith, voices in my head, millenia old text, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigmouthStrikesAgain Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Well I'm certainly dissapointed I'm the only Boogie Hands voter on this poll. When something goes wrong do you people yell "Jesus Christ" instead of "Cunt Sucker" or "Piece of shit" or "Shit fucker" and the liking? Cause you're truly selling yourselves short by being polite Christians, people won't know how you actually are by yelling out the Christian Messiah's name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfrodobagginsx Posted November 3, 2015 Author Share Posted November 3, 2015 Please take the time to read this first post if you haven't yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Agreed. In this day and age a good laugh is as good as medicine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 ALL HAIL ANUBIS!!! DOG IS YOUR COPILOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 leave good tips and open up doors for little old ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfrodobagginsx Posted January 25, 2016 Author Share Posted January 25, 2016 Please take the time to read this first post if you haven't yet and vote in the poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Seriously, nobody likes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfrodobagginsx Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 Please take the time to read this first post if you haven't yet and vote in the poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 @xfrodobagginsx Look man. I don't care what you believe; to each their own. But this forum will not serve as a place for you to proselytize like this. If you want to post articles or arguments about your belief system, cool. If all you have to offer this forum is bumping this thread every couple months without anything to say I'll close the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 ^co-signed i closed one of these i will close them all and permaban you. as fist said, this is NOT the place to proselytize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 So heres the thing, the budda believes that only you can reach Nirvana if you believe in the truth yourself. Buddism is great because it relies on a person's own self, rather then a deity. With that being said, I dont think there is a clearly defined definition of heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpelledWithThreeSixes Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Drink mad beer. Do hella drugs. Die and nothin happens. Life is heaven and hell. Fuck errone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 I agree that heaven and hell are here on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Oscar Grant for Politician of the Year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfrodobagginsx Posted February 3, 2017 Author Share Posted February 3, 2017 Stephen J Gould admits there are no transitional fossils. http://creation.com/that-quote-about-the-missing-transitional-fossils Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Flat earth up in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druthers Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Howdafuq 1st Church of BoogieHands only got 3.5% of the congregation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druthers Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 I believe that it doesn't matter what we believe. The only thing that matters is what's going to happen. Science is the pursuit of discovering what that might be through imperical evidence and peer review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Science is founded in faith. Live only in the present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druthers Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Science is the conversation. Ask a Question Do Background Research Construct a Hypothesis Test Your Hypothesis by Doing an Experiment Analyze Your Data and Draw a Conclusion Communicate Your Results That's science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 My statement remains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druthers Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Your statement remains a statement. Gerbils are running the world. This is also a statement. We use the scientific method tocheck these statements for fallacies and draw conclusions to navigate our world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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